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("Lucky Girl" by Cato
Salsa Experience)

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VOICEOVER: You're
watching The Diamond Zone,

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America's top adult network.

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Up next...

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Hey, hey!

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It's Diamond Jim here,

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ready to rock your world.

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Lock the door.

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Throw the tarp on the couch and

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get ready, it's time for
the Diamond Jim Marathon.

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WOMAN: Woo!
DIAMOND JIM: (laughs) Yeah!

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It's a scrapbook of
some of my hottest hits.

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Including Cheerleader
Debutantes 3: Gettin' Wet,

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Debutante Nurses 9:
Missionary Impossible,

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and, of course,

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Candys Sriper Cutey
14: You've Got Tail.

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So, join all your
favorite stars,

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including Autumn Bliss.

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Give me a T!

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Give me an A!

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DIAMOND JIM: Daphne Cheeks.

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(gasps) I'm so wet! (giggles)

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DIAMOND JIM: Suzi Diablo.

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(whip swooshes)
Submit.

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And, of course, the hottest
piece of ass known to mankind,

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Bambi.

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I'm all yours.

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But wait, there's more.

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Start dialin' that phone,

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'cause one of you lucky bastards
could be the next winner

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of one of these bitchin' prizes.

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How 'bout a leather
barcalounger?

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Treated with Tru Stain Guard,
(phone rings)

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or, an '86 Fiero.
LESTER: Come on.

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DIAMOND JIM: Saline
racing package

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and bumper bra. (laughs)

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Come on.

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The granddaddy of 'em all.

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The vintage Diamond
Jim Porn Booth.

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Signed by me, Diamond Jim.

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All your dreams come
true right here.

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Sit back, relax...
LESTER: Hello?

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Awesome.
(door chimes)

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VOICEOVER: What's your name?

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Uh, me, Lester Watts.

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W-A-T-T-S.

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(bell rings)

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Uh, I'm a boxers man.

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Average size, pry, you know,

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(coughs nervously) five
and seven eighths inches.

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But it's really wide.

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Devastating girth.

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Last night, or this morning,

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and, like, 20
minutes ago at lunch.

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And a pack of smokes.

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If I had to choose, uh,

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probably nipple
clamps over strap-on.

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Tapped?

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What else do I like.

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Fucking sixth graders!

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VOICEOVER: Gross.

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No, no, no, no, that's
not what I meant.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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God!
(phone slams against counter)

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God!

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Hey, man of the hour, what's up?

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How'd it go?

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I got it.

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LESTER: What?
CARL: Yeah.

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You just got it?

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And it was beautiful.

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I just sat down, eye to eye,

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and the guy caved on everything.

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Huge raise, fat
title, sick office.

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The works.

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Tracy, how'd she take
it when you told her

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you were leavin'
her daddy's firm?

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No, no, I haven't, uh,

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you know, I haven't told her.

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Oh, Jesus Christ, man.

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You're not giving
her enough credit.

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You know, she's a great girl.

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Alright, and she wants
what's best for me.

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Because that is
what's best for us,

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for the Tracy Carl unit, and...

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(spits)

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Did you just say to me
the Tracy Carl unit?

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Bro.

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I've had your back since
the bloody asphalt days

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of third grade dodge ball.

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Tim Wheatley hit you in
the face with a basketball.

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Knocked you out.

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What did I do?

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I held him down and
farted in his mouth, Carl.

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I know, and I appreciate that.

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You know I appreciate that.

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I know what's best for you.

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And, if I was about
to cut my balls off,

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I hope that a good friend

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would stand up and tell
me that I'm an asshole.

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So, Carl, as a friend,

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you're an asshole.

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Lester.

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I promise, everything's
gonna be okay.

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Alright?

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It's gonna be fine.

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Are you out of
your fucking mind?

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Leaving Daddy's firm after
all he's done for you, for us.

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Well, yes, I know, but...

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The wedding.

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It's a hundred grand.

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Who's paying?

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Oh, that's right, Daddy.

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Honeymoon?

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Ding, Daddy again.

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Well, he's very generous.

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I just don't understand why
you'd want to leave anyway.

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My brothers love it there,
and so does Uncle Larry.

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And Mommy comes by everyday

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with a healthy, homemade
nutritious lunch

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you claim you just love.

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That is, unless
you've been lying

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to me.

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Hmm?

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Little liar.

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Are you, Carl?

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I am not a liar, I love
your mother's cooking.

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I just think that I...

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Carl, sweetie, you've just,

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you've got to have an
open mind about this,

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and realize that leaving
Daddy's firm is simply

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not gonna happen.

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Okay, baby?

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End of discussion.

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Is the filo okay, though?

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Hmm, a little cold.

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Whoops.

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Mm.

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Mm, mm-hmm.

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That's a good choice.

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You know what?

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You don't even have to tell me.

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I wanna guess, is that okay?

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You sat down eye to eye and
you folded like a little bitch.

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Am I wrong?

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So you got the same title,
no raise, shitty office.

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What did you call it?

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The works!

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It's Monday morning,
welcome to Hell.

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I mean, why is she so
mad at you all the time?

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I mean, c'mon, bro.

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I think you're the one that
should be pissed, my friend.

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I was thinking that maybe

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I should buy her something,
you know, that's special,

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but, also, creative.

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Ooh, like, get her a retard
with a box of crayons.

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With one of them sharpeners,
so he can sharpen it

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and then take the shavings
and put 'em all over his face.

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You're going to Hell.

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Well, you know what, no,
I'm not going to Hell.

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Retards love crayons.

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What are you doing?

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No, no, no, no,
don't be that guy.

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I'm not calling her, alright.

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Who are you callin'?

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I'm calling to
decline the job offer.

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Don't be rash, okay, you
don't have to call right now.

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Give it the weekend.

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Why give it the weekend?

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I mean, what is the point?

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What's gonna happen this
weekend that's gonna...

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(knocking on door)
(dog barks)

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(curious music)

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(wood creaks)

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(panel slams on floor)

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(gasps)

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Um.

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Did you buy this?

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I don't know.

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I've been pretty blackout drunk

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for the last week and a
half, thanks for asking.

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But, no, I feel like I won it.

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I vaguely remember
calling some sweepstakes.

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I hope I didn't buy this.

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This thing's priceless, I
couldn't have bought it.

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I couldn't afford this.

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Really?

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And I'm the one who
has to rethink my life.

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Yeah, you do.

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Let's plug this sucker in, huh?

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This is a piece of
history, my man.

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I mean, this is how they
kicked it old school.

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There was no internet back them.

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Just grab a roll of
quarters, get on in,

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and get your horn off.

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Thanks for the history
lesson, plug it in, huh?

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(static)
(booth whirs)

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It works.

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CARL: It seems to, yeah.

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Let's check it out.

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(Carl scoffs)
C'mon!

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It's like a time machine,

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taking you back to
porn's glory days.

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Uh-huh, why am I
longing for those days?

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This is a vintage Diamond
Jim porn booth, okay?

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You know who Diamond Jim is.

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No, I don't.

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Think Spielberg, okay.

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That's the kind of influence
that this man had on porn.

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I mean, before Diamond Jim,

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porno was dark and
dirty and hairy

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and Diamond Jim just
changed everything.

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DJ made porn fun, okay?

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And fun is something that you
are sorely lacking these days.

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Any fun that's left in you

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is gonna be sucked
out by you know who.

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Alright.

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And not from your (whistles)
'cause she doesn't do that.

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That's inappropriate,
she's a lady.

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Get in the porn booth Carl,

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and I'll show you
some real ladies.

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CARL: That's great.
LESTER: Yeah.

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LESTER: Carl.
CARL: What?

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Trust me, get in the porn booth.

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I'm not gettin' in there.

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It's vintage, that means
used, used means sticky.

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I'm not gettin' in there.

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You don't like sticky?

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No.

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You don't mind sittin'
on the couch. (chuckles)

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CARL: You fowl...
LESTER: Let's go!

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LESTER: Carl, trust me.

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Pick your flick!
(porn music)

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CARL: Wow, someone had
a real thing for nurses.

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They're nice people.

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Okay, Carl, they're helpers.

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Holy shit, Sorority Surprise?

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That's insane, no
way, no, no, no, no.

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Why?

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Sorority Surprise,
you never heard of it?

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I never have.

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It's Diamond Jim's
experimental masterpiece.

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It was an epic,
days in the making,

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only to disappear off
the face of the planet.

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Some people say Diamond Jim
went insane trying to finish it.

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Other people say it was
the two scoops of cocaine

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he put on his Raisin
Bran every morning.

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But, here it is.

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Hey, bud, pick your flick.

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This will put a
smile on your face.

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I bet it will.

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Alright.

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Let's get it on.

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Are you doing that?

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(dramatic music)
(booth rattles and knocks)

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What is happening,
why is it happening?

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When will it stop?

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Stop this shit!
(dog barks)

262
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,247
Dude, bail!

263
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,019
(screams)

264
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:02,062
(coughing and gagging)

265
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:05,966
Whoa, that was intense.

266
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:07,801
Are you okay?

267
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:08,936
I think so.

268
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,138
Man, where are we?

269
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,405
(police sirens wail)
Carl!

270
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,340
Carl!

271
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,779
(porn music)

272
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:20,748
Freeze!

273
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:21,481
Put your hands up!

274
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:22,916
I said freeze!

275
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,885
Get your hands up.

276
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,419
You want us to freeze
or get our hands up?

277
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:27,387
Shut up, punk.

278
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,189
Brittany, frisk 'em.

279
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:32,459
Jeez!

280
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,198
I think we have a
concealed weapon here.

281
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,232
It's not what you think.

282
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,902
Is that booze I
smell on your breath?

283
00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:45,773
I'm sorry, officer, we did
not do anything wrong here.

284
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,407
BRUNETTE COP: Oh yeah?
CARL: Ow!

285
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,442
How's malicious
jaywalking sound?

286
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,778
With intent.

287
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:51,879
Made up.

288
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,081
No, really, officer,
how do I know you?

289
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,382
And you, too, college?

290
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,416
I mean, I really
didn't go to college.

291
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,717
I used to deal weed there.

292
00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,219
I didn't really deal weed
there, but I'm just sayin'.

293
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,520
How do I know you, AA?

294
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:01,955
Silence.

295
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,924
(spray fizzes)
Oh my God!

296
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,126
(screams)

297
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,866
(gasps)

298
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:15,235
Are those regulation uniforms?

299
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,537
VOICEOVER: Any available
please head down south.

300
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:18,872
Please head down south.

301
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:22,042
VOICEOVER: Detective Cannon,
strip search in room one.

302
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,444
(porn music)

303
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:44,064
(chair clangs on floor)

304
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,868
You wanna cop to
or walk the block?

305
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:51,371
'Cause Rod Cannon has
got the numbers on you.

306
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,305
And good.

307
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,277
(scoffs)

308
00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,212
I get it.
(pounds table)

309
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,148
That's the book on you, huh?

310
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,984
That's the book on you,
smart guy, talkin' the talk?

311
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,886
Well, listen up, and
you better listen good.

312
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,021
You better check wise,

313
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,857
and sing the rumble.

314
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,024
Or before you know it,

315
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,525
you might find yourself
on the rub out highway

316
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,161
to Nowheresville.

317
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,402
That was the gun, son.

318
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,973
You don't wanna see the cannon.

319
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,078
Get this dumb mug
outta my sight.

320
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:35,415
(chair clangs across floor)

321
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,716
(door slams)

322
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:39,652
VOICEOVER: We have a wet
spill in the supply closet.

323
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:43,323
Attention janitorial,
we have a wet spill.

324
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:48,161
Well, well.
(porn music)

325
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,030
What do we have here?

326
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:54,034
Just another piece of meat, mm.

327
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:56,403
I...

328
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:59,072
(sharp slaps)

329
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:07,014
Another outburst like that,

330
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,983
and I will send you
straight to the hole.

331
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,985
Uh...
(baton whooshes sharply)

332
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,653
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

333
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,322
Just listen, okay?

334
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,290
All I know is I'm hangin'
out with my buddy,

335
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,960
and the next thing you
know there's lights

336
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,062
and then there's sound.

337
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:24,364
And then we slam into
the ground, okay?

338
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,033
There was cops.

339
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,234
Titty cops!

340
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,202
(sharp slap)

341
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:32,005
Then they kicked me in the
balls and they maced me.

342
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,474
And now I'm here,
that's all I know.

343
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,244
You think I haven't heard
that one before, do you?

344
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,112
(porn music)

345
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:43,183
(women shout in the background)

346
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,427
(footsteps)

347
00:14:57,164 --> 00:15:01,068
VOICEOVER: Officers Amanda
and Shauna to the first floor

348
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,936
for prisoner release.

349
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:09,242
You better get used
to it, bitches.

350
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,178
You're the fuckin' bitch.

351
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,245
Bitch.

352
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,214
Shut up, you stupid bitch.

353
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,149
Why don't you make me, bitch?

354
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:19,219
(screams and yowls)

355
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,255
Don't hurt her.

356
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,660
Wait a minute.

357
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:32,399
Have we met somewhere
before or somethin'?

358
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,666
I don't know.

359
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,403
I see punks like you every day.

360
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:40,373
Oh my God.

361
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:42,709
You're

362
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:47,614
(snaps finger)
Suzi, Suzi Diablo.

363
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,548
Look.

364
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:53,553
We can either do
this the easy way,

365
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,089
or we can do it the hard way.

366
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,293
Wait a minute, I
know the answers.

367
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,429
I know the next line.

368
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,031
SUZY: Yes?

369
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,332
Could it get any harder?

370
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,066
Oh yeah.

371
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:11,171
(porn music)
(moaning)

372
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,573
I think it just did.

373
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,541
Bingo.

374
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:18,078
(screaming and moaning)

375
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:25,185
(porn music)
(moaning)

376
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:26,119
Oh.

377
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,156
(moans)

378
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,434
You guys wanna...

379
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,270
'Cause it's opened.

380
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,671
No, we're good.

381
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,408
You're good, yeah.

382
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,315
(fabric rips)

383
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,350
One way or another,

384
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,852
you're gonna tell me
what I want to know.

385
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:03,090
Even if I have to
suck it out of you.

386
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,192
Oh, I'm not talkin'!

387
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,526
I'm not talkin'.

388
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,262
You can't get me to talk.
CARL: Lester.

389
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,230
Hey Lester.
(exciting music)

390
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,764
Oh my God!

391
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,233
What is he doing here?

392
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,234
Uh, baby, it's okay.

393
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,368
That's my buddy.

394
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,103
Dude, you don't understand.

395
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,870
She needs information.

396
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:18,871
I can explain.

397
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,373
Well, that's great,
explain later.

398
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,541
C'mon, c'mon.

399
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,243
You can't get away.

400
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:27,046
I'll track you down
until I get what I want.

401
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,784
CARL: Let's go, let's go, c'mon.

402
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:32,719
Excuse me!

403
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,792
(people talking and laughing)

404
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:44,197
("Out on the Streets"
by Bang Camaro)

405
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:46,666
Oh my God.

406
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,502
(screaming)

407
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,772
(girls shouting)

408
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,174
What?

409
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,844
(girls talking and laughing)

410
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,853
(coughs)

411
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:12,592
(engine revs)

412
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:15,228
(tires squeal)

413
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,229
This way.

414
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,670
(tires screech)

415
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,607
This is all my fault.

416
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,909
Don't sweat it, sista.

417
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,644
We're gonna track
house to house.

418
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,713
We're gonna bag those plugs,

419
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,582
before the blue plate
hits the counter.

420
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:36,616
Yeah?

421
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,751
Oh yeah.
(porn music)

422
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,820
(moans)

423
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,325
Whoa!
(record scratches)

424
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,794
(record scratches)

425
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,262
Can it, chippy.

426
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,231
Can it.

427
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,734
Rod's always here for the
takin', you know that.

428
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,536
But, with these punks,

429
00:18:56,603 --> 00:19:01,341
these mugs, these goofa loofa
doofa loose in my engine.

430
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,643
It's track one for trouble time.

431
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,245
Okay.

432
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,679
I think.

433
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:07,614
Okay.

434
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,948
(engine revs)

435
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,684
(tires squeal)

436
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,791
Oh my God, I am so wet!

437
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,931
(screams) It's so cold!

438
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,367
Ooh, and now I'm way
wetter than you are.

439
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,901
Nuh-huh, I'm way wetter.

440
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,603
Woo, girls!

441
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,704
Now you're both wet.

442
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,473
Alright, let's take a vote.

443
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,375
ALL: Yes, Mrs. Bliss.

444
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:36,409
Who's wetter?

445
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,310
Brandy

446
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,645
or Mandy?

447
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,648
(giggles) I wanna play!

448
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,950
(laughter)

449
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,288
Woo, now you're the wettest!

450
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,792
Have you ever seen
anything like this?

451
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,461
Yes.

452
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,463
Yes, my friend, I have.

453
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,032
This is the opening scene
of Dirty Talking Coeds.

454
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,934
Alright, that's enough of the
jokes, I'm serious, alright?

455
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,102
Bro, this is not a joke.

456
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:06,406
And I don't even know
how to be more serious.

457
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,840
And, like, wow.

458
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,777
This is definitely the
wettest I've ever been.

459
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:11,844
Excuse me?

460
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,915
(gasps) Like, wow.

461
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:19,018
This is definitely the
wettest I've ever been.

462
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:19,952
(curious music)

463
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:20,887
What?

464
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:24,791
Yeah.

465
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:25,525
That chick, back at
the police station,

466
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,527
her name is Suzi Diablo.

467
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,861
She's a porn star.

468
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,631
She's a black belt in SandM,
she's nothin' but trouble.

469
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:32,965
And this girl...

470
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,768
Alright girls!
(girls scream)

471
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,305
Her name is Autumn Bliss.

472
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,840
She's the den mother
here at Tri Pi Sorority.

473
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,008
She keeps the girls in line.

474
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,577
Dirty little hussies.

475
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,613
And her, that there
is Daphne Cheeks.

476
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:47,480
The blonde one.

477
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:48,981
She's a water sports specialist,

478
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:49,982
if you know what I'm sayin'.

479
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,751
It's one of my
personal favorites.

480
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,553
And in 5, 4, 3, 2...

481
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,824
(rock music)

482
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,329
That is Bambi Cummings.

483
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:07,600
She is the best
of the best, Carl.

484
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,635
I'll take that, Bambi.

485
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:09,569
Thanks.

486
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,473
Hi, girls.

487
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,274
GIRLS: Hi, Bambi!

488
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,310
Hi, Bambi.

489
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,413
End of story.

490
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:23,583
Carl.

491
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,753
I think we have to seriously
consider the possibility

492
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,488
that we died back there.

493
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,390
We got electrocuted
in that booth

494
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:33,726
and now we've somehow
made it to Heaven.

495
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,095
Praise Jesus.

496
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:36,963
No, no.

497
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,466
This is just a bad, drunk dream.

498
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:42,369
And, any minute,
I am gonna wake up

499
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:44,504
and everything will
be the way it was.

500
00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,639
Well, not exactly.

501
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,040
Diamond Jim.

502
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:50,142
In the flesh, my friend.

503
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,812
And, please, call me DJ.

504
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,046
DJ, please, tell my this is

505
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,482
some sort of dream or something.

506
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,684
Or, are we dead?

507
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,051
Well, the answer's yes and no.

508
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,453
Told you.

509
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,554
See, it's like this.

510
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:02,822
On the one hand,

511
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:05,792
you've taken on an
alternative form of existence.

512
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:08,595
Which could be construed as
some sort of a dream-like state.

513
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,431
But, on the other hand, since
you physically traveled here,

514
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,499
you no longer exist back home,

515
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,401
so, technically,
you're considered dead.

516
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:15,735
Yes!

517
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,670
But, not really, 'cause
you're here, and you're alive.

518
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:18,938
Huh?

519
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,072
So, wait, wait, wait.

520
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:22,008
Are you saying that we

521
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:26,078
have traveled to some sort of

522
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:29,682
alternate porno flick dimension?

523
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:33,185
Or perhaps, if you
will, a Pornoville?

524
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:36,423
Well, if it looks like porno
and, uh, smells like porno.

525
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:38,558
It must be porno!

526
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:39,492
Oh yes!

527
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,028
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

528
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:44,697
No, no, no, no, no,
this is not happening.

529
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,599
Oh, it's happening, Carl.

530
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,469
You see, you were brought
here for a reason.

531
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:52,171
And, like any great journey,

532
00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:55,908
the true adventure is
figuring that reason out.

533
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:56,909
Or somethin'.

534
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:59,111
Cool, I love
meaningful journeys.

535
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:00,379
If you could just do me a favor

536
00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:03,750
and point me in the direction
of one of those, um,

537
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:04,851
dimension altering porn booths,

538
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:06,853
and I'll just make my way home.

539
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:10,056
Carl, you don't punch
your ticket home

540
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,459
until you complete your journey.

541
00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:13,826
No fast-forwarding.

542
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:14,961
You dig, son?

543
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:16,996
Now, here are the rules.

544
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:17,930
Listen up.

545
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:21,601
There are none! (laughs)

546
00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:23,202
Shut the fuck up, no way.

547
00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:25,037
Wait, now, hang on.

548
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,405
Is there one?

549
00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:29,876
Shit, I don't remember, hey,

550
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,478
do whatever the hell you want.

551
00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:32,879
It gets better, huh?

552
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,080
But, uh, boys?

553
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,815
Piece of advice.

554
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,617
Just keep it simple.

555
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,787
(laughter)

556
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,790
Oh, he's gone.

557
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:45,091
Freak.

558
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:49,061
Okay, so, we can't hide
out here in the open then.

559
00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:51,197
Um, hey, we can hide up there.

560
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,899
They have an attic up
there that they never use.

561
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:53,966
How do you know?

562
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:55,768
Because, in Coed Cupcakes 9,

563
00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:57,970
the girls have a seance
with a vibrating Ouija board

564
00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:00,673
that they think is haunted by
a ghost with a 20-inch schlong

565
00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:02,041
that they call the
Cockness Monster

566
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:05,945
that lives in the attic
that they never use.

567
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,947
Oh, I should've been a
better friend to you, huh?

568
00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:08,815
Yeah.

569
00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:09,549
Great.

570
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:10,583
Alright, fine, let's go.

571
00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,619
Okay, but first, we
have to hide here

572
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:13,920
for five more minutes.

573
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:14,954
Why?

574
00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:17,924
They're about to
have an orgy, bro.

575
00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:20,927
Fine, let's go.

576
00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:23,530
("Out on the Streets"
by Bang Camaro)

577
00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:27,500
(girls laughing and squealing)

578
00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:33,105
Huh?

579
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:36,909
This is hilarious. (laughs)

580
00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:39,011
Look at this.

581
00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:41,013
CARL: What?
LESTER: Check this out.

582
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:41,948
Oh shit!

583
00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:46,553
Why do they need all this
desert, I don't understand.

584
00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:49,255
(girls giggling)

585
00:24:58,898 --> 00:24:59,899
Ooh la la!

586
00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:01,734
God, that was fun.

587
00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:04,070
I know, and we've
only just begun.

588
00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:05,004
Woo!

589
00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:08,274
Look at what I've got.

590
00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,779
Little whipped cream.

591
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:13,813
(squeals)

592
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,247
Mm, any chocolate
to go with that?

593
00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:16,182
Maybe.

594
00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:19,051
That feels good.

595
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:21,287
Ooh.

596
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,222
Don't forget the
cherries, girls.

597
00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:25,257
BOTH: We won't, Mrs. Bliss!

598
00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:26,859
Here, lick that.

599
00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:27,794
Mm!

600
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:32,298
Mm, you're my favorite
sundae, yummy.

601
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:33,232
Here.

602
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:36,903
(giggling)

603
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,550
Hey, no, no, no, no, no.

604
00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:53,219
Lester, we gotta
go, we gotta go.

605
00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:54,420
They forgot the cherries, Carl.

606
00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:57,156
They forgot the cherries!
CARL: We gotta go!

607
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,892
They forgot the cherries!

608
00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,027
We gotta go!

609
00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:01,961
Compose!

610
00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:03,963
Compose.

611
00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,701
(tense music)

612
00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:13,773
(girls giggling and talking)

613
00:26:16,475 --> 00:26:17,710
Oh yeah, extra, extra.

614
00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:18,377
I'll bring Mr. Booboo.

615
00:26:18,444 --> 00:26:20,680
Oh, good idea!

616
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,882
I'm gonna take a shower.

617
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,757
But I always take showers.

618
00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:48,007
Oh yeah, I forgot.

619
00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:51,678
(giggles) You're silly!

620
00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:00,219
You can change in
here if you want.

621
00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:03,790
Ooh, um, how about we
meet in the shower?

622
00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:06,726
Okay. (giggles)

623
00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:14,967
("Push Push" by Bang Camaro)

624
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,783
* Oh

625
00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:47,800
* Oh

626
00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:56,342
* Ooh, come on

627
00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:58,745
* I wanna take you higher

628
00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:00,446
* Ooh, come on

629
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:03,415
* Let's make electric fire

630
00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:07,086
* Push push lady lightening

631
00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:09,188
* Push

632
00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:11,991
* Push

633
00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:15,795
* Push push lady lightening

634
00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:17,897
* Push

635
00:28:17,964 --> 00:28:19,899
* Push

636
00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:24,737
(door slams)

637
00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:28,307
(screams)

638
00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:32,444
Who are you, and what are
you doing in my closet?

639
00:28:32,511 --> 00:28:34,480
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I can explain.

640
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:35,748
Yeah, you better, or
I start screaming.

641
00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:38,084
No, no, don't scream, don't
scream, please, please.

642
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,987
Um, okay, I came
here in a booth.

643
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,322
A movie booth, but
it's not a movie booth,

644
00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:46,793
it's a time portal
dimension jumping...

645
00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:49,095
You sure you wanna hear this?

646
00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:51,497
Oh, I'm quite sure, mm-hmm.

647
00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:56,368
Quality control, ma'am.

648
00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:59,839
Uh, I have been
inspecting these items.

649
00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:04,410
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to seize them all.

650
00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:05,344
What?

651
00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:08,180
Even Mr. Booboo?

652
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:10,516
Oh, especially Mr. Booboo.

653
00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:14,320
So, you're from outer space?

654
00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:19,391
CARL: Uh, no, not exactly.
BAMBI: You gonna eat me?

655
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,894
I'm not, no, no, I'm not
gonna do anything to you.

656
00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:24,463
I just, I need to go home.

657
00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:25,531
Oh.

658
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:27,399
Gee, mister.

659
00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:31,137
Are you absolutely positive
you have to take all of them?

660
00:29:31,203 --> 00:29:32,839
Absolutely sure.

661
00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:35,307
Well, are you sure there's

662
00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:38,444
nothing I can do to
change your mind?

663
00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:43,950
Well, I, uh... (laughs)

664
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:48,354
I'm sure that, uh...

665
00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:49,421
(giggles)

666
00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:50,356
I, uh...

667
00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:54,493
(giggles)

668
00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:05,337
(growls)

669
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:06,505
(sighs sensually)

670
00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:07,373
(hisses)

671
00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:08,240
(gasps)

672
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:12,411
(growling, hissing, and moaning)

673
00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:22,354
And where did you land here?

674
00:30:22,421 --> 00:30:24,924
I dunno, there was an alley.

675
00:30:24,991 --> 00:30:26,993
And, um, we got arrested.
(tires squealing)

676
00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:29,461
I mean, everything was
just happening so fast.

677
00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:32,932
It looks like things aren't
slowing down any time soon.

678
00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:35,434
(tires screech)

679
00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:38,037
(porn music)

680
00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:46,812
Oh no, that's that guy.

681
00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:49,181
That's that crazy detective
guy with the toothpick,

682
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:50,182
and I don't know
what he's saying.

683
00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:51,583
Yeah, that's
Detective Rod Cannon.

684
00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:53,485
He always gets his man.

685
00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:54,987
You guys gotta hide.

686
00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:55,787
You gonna help us?

687
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,389
Of course, silly. (giggles)

688
00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:58,524
Oh, thanks.

689
00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:01,060
(squeals)

690
00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:03,262
(giggles)

691
00:31:04,263 --> 00:31:05,631
(screams)

692
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,599
Daphne, you gotta hide
these two and quick!

693
00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:08,935
Rod is here.

694
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:09,768
Rod Cannon?

695
00:31:09,835 --> 00:31:11,170
The long schlong of the law?

696
00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:12,171
Rod Cannon?

697
00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:16,408
Did he interrogate you?

698
00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:17,609
Yeah, kinda.

699
00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:21,213
Oh, shit, bro.
(squeals)

700
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,616
You do not wanna
be caught by Rod.

701
00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:27,319
He always gets his man.

702
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:28,620
If you know what I mean.

703
00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:30,489
I usually don't
know what you mean,

704
00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:32,724
and it's no exception right now.

705
00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:35,127
(panting)

706
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,566
(knocks on door)

707
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:42,368
Well.

708
00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:47,739
If it isn't Rod Cannon.
(porn music)

709
00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:49,508
Afternoon, Mrs. Bliss.

710
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:51,510
What can I do for
you today, Detective?

711
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,312
Official business.

712
00:31:53,379 --> 00:31:54,213
Rod.

713
00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:59,718
You know boys aren't allowed
upstairs without an escort.

714
00:31:59,785 --> 00:32:03,122
Like I said, sweetie,
it's official.

715
00:32:10,062 --> 00:32:11,197
He's coming.

716
00:32:12,198 --> 00:32:14,933
(excited music)

717
00:32:25,211 --> 00:32:26,078
(knocks on door)

718
00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:28,080
Open up, police.

719
00:32:28,147 --> 00:32:29,281
Hey, guys.

720
00:32:29,348 --> 00:32:30,216
What's up?

721
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,685
Step aside, please.

722
00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:35,521
I need to have a look see.

723
00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:36,455
In there.

724
00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:39,025
Cool.

725
00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:40,592
Something wrong?

726
00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:43,095
Well, that's confidential.

727
00:32:43,162 --> 00:32:44,030
Mm.

728
00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:45,998
Awesome.

729
00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:47,466
Have fun.

730
00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:48,400
Okay.

731
00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:56,842
So.

732
00:32:56,908 --> 00:33:01,080
You girls seen anything
out of the ordinary?

733
00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:02,014
Mm-mm.

734
00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:06,052
(giggles)

735
00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:09,321
Somethin' funny?

736
00:33:10,589 --> 00:33:11,690
DAPHNE: No.

737
00:33:11,757 --> 00:33:12,291
BAMBI: Rod, is there
something we should be

738
00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:13,992
worried about?

739
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,198
I'm a workin' man, cupcake.

740
00:33:19,265 --> 00:33:21,767
So, that's Detective
Cannon to you.

741
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,170
And, please, I'm the one asking
the questions here, missy.

742
00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:25,237
You understand?

743
00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:26,105
(vibrator hums)

744
00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:26,772
Turn it off!

745
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,307
I don't know how.

746
00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:29,675
How long you had this for?

747
00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:31,077
I don't know how to do it.

748
00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:33,011
You know how to do it.

749
00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:37,383
How long do you want
me to have had it for?

750
00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:38,450
(stuffed animal quacks)

751
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,752
(moans)

752
00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:44,090
(porn music)

753
00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:45,023
Oh.

754
00:33:46,325 --> 00:33:48,227
Rod, are you gonna tell
us what's going on or not?

755
00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:49,461
Nothin' I can't handle.

756
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:50,762
Just a couple hoods on the lam.

757
00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,298
You know me.

758
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,766
(bat whooshes through the air)

759
00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:55,634
I always get my man.

760
00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:56,468
(bat whooshes through the air)

761
00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:59,271
Let's smash it in the window.

762
00:34:04,276 --> 00:34:05,144
Whoa!

763
00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:07,179
One.

764
00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:08,046
Two.

765
00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:10,582
Three.
(window slams shut)

766
00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:11,517
Ooh!

767
00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:17,656
(bat cracks against skull)
(Carl shouts in pain)

768
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:20,292
(whimpering)

769
00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:25,797
You hear somethin'?

770
00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:27,533
BAMBI: No, what?
DAPHNE: No. (giggles)

771
00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:29,435
Did you hear
something, no, uh-huh.

772
00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:31,637
(giggles)

773
00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:36,742
(coughs) Alright.

774
00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:39,211
Guess my work here is done.

775
00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:44,583
Thanks, Rod, we already
have your number.

776
00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:46,652
Jesus Christ!
(Carl whimpers)

777
00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:47,619
BAMBI: Oh my God!

778
00:34:47,686 --> 00:34:48,687
CARL: Ow!

779
00:34:50,989 --> 00:34:53,259
We have to get you
guys to the hospital.

780
00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:55,494
No, no, we don't need doctors.

781
00:34:55,561 --> 00:34:57,829
Yes, and, besides, there's
lots of crazy gadgets there.

782
00:34:57,896 --> 00:35:00,866
Maybe one of them can
help you get home.

783
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:04,236
Oh, okay, thank
you, that's nice.

784
00:35:04,303 --> 00:35:06,438
Let me just do my hair
first, my hospital hair.

785
00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:08,374
Hospital hair, okay.

786
00:35:10,476 --> 00:35:11,843
What's happening?

787
00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:12,978
Wouldn't you say you're risking

788
00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:16,648
quite a bit for this
mysterious stranger?

789
00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:18,284
You know me.

790
00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:21,453
I'm always a sucker
for the new guy.

791
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,922
(giggles) Jeez.

792
00:35:23,989 --> 00:35:27,393
And Carl is just so
sweet and helpless.

793
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:28,860
I mean, look at them.

794
00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:29,728
(groaning)

795
00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:30,662
Oh.

796
00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:33,532
Oh.

797
00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:37,803
So, every day these
palookas ride the streets

798
00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:39,371
is an embarrassment.

799
00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:40,972
An embarrassment,
not only to me,

800
00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:43,575
but to the entire department.

801
00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,544
No one, and I mean no one,

802
00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:47,846
makes a clean sneak from
the clubhouse and walks.

803
00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:48,947
Not on my watch.

804
00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:50,716
Not on my watch.

805
00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:51,550
(door slams shut)

806
00:35:51,617 --> 00:35:52,618
Sir.

807
00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:55,221
I've just landed a tip.

808
00:35:55,287 --> 00:35:56,288
No, not that.

809
00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:58,390
They've been spotted
at the hospital.

810
00:35:58,457 --> 00:36:00,392
Diablo, slant the hospital.

811
00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:02,661
Dick, Lance, hit the campus.

812
00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:04,696
I want these hoods
back by nightfall,

813
00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:06,765
or there will be hell to pay.

814
00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:07,766
Get out of here.

815
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:08,834
Come on, move,
let's see movement.

816
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:11,270
Let's move, let's
move, let's move.

817
00:36:11,337 --> 00:36:13,439
Other way, other way, go.

818
00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:18,610
VOICEOVER: The pink zone
is for unloading only.

819
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:22,781
(rapid footsteps)
(machinery beeps)

820
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:23,815
I've got a contorted labrum.

821
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:27,253
I need 600 gallons
of toxamagooem.

822
00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:28,053
What was that last word?

823
00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:29,921
Where'd you study medicine?

824
00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:32,591
This one here's got a
humerus erectus and it's...

825
00:36:32,658 --> 00:36:33,592
Yeah, it's huge.

826
00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:38,196
(muffled words)
What are you doing?

827
00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:42,901
Doctor, are they gonna be okay?

828
00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:45,904
Right now, it doesn't look good.

829
00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:47,573
But you sure as hell do.

830
00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,375
Is there anything that I can do?

831
00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:52,344
Well, I'm sure I can
think of something.

832
00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:53,279
Okay.

833
00:36:55,113 --> 00:36:57,283
VOICEOVER: All deliveries
for Dr. Jellyfinger

834
00:36:57,349 --> 00:36:59,485
please use the rear entry.

835
00:37:01,753 --> 00:37:03,389
(gasps) Carl, what
are you doing?

836
00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:04,256
Look, I have to get out of here.

837
00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:05,491
I can't waste my time with this.

838
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:06,525
I've gotta find the portal,
I've gotta get home.

839
00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:09,295
Let's just grab
Lester and we'll go.

840
00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:10,662
I can't.

841
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:11,963
Oh, yeah.

842
00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:14,032
I have to go to
cheerleading practice.

843
00:37:14,099 --> 00:37:16,034
Tryouts are tomorrow.

844
00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:20,439
And, besides, we can't
arouse any suspicions.

845
00:37:20,506 --> 00:37:21,473
Yeah, no, I understand.

846
00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:23,742
I mean, you've
already done so much.

847
00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:25,544
But, I still wanna help.

848
00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:28,347
After you find Lester,
come back to the Pi House,

849
00:37:28,414 --> 00:37:30,849
and Daphne and I will find
you guys a place to hide.

850
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:33,852
Right, okay, thanks, Bambi.

851
00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:36,388
Sure thing, and good luck.

852
00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:46,765
Uh, then, good luck
to you, thank you.

853
00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:48,867
To you as... (coughs)

854
00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:51,570
(rock music)

855
00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:52,971
(sharp slap)

856
00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:55,441
(sharp slap)

857
00:37:55,507 --> 00:37:57,809
(sharp slap)

858
00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:00,879
Where are they?

859
00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:07,052
Oh!

860
00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:15,026
Hey girls, yeah.

861
00:38:15,093 --> 00:38:17,496
Do you want to
get it on with me?

862
00:38:17,563 --> 00:38:19,565
Do you want to do it?

863
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,500
Are you ready for
your sponge bath?

864
00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:24,836
Uh, yeah.
(porn music)

865
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,444
(laughs) Now turn over.

866
00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:33,311
Okay.

867
00:38:33,379 --> 00:38:36,648
We always start with the back.

868
00:38:36,715 --> 00:38:37,916
But, don't worry.

869
00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:40,051
We always finish with the front.

870
00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:42,354
(laughs)

871
00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:46,091
Oh yeah, you excited?

872
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,526
Not really. (chuckles)

873
00:38:47,593 --> 00:38:48,660
Oh, really?

874
00:38:49,695 --> 00:38:52,831
Oh yeah, get down
in the crack there.

875
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,301
(intercom beeps)

876
00:38:56,368 --> 00:38:58,870
VOICEOVER: Dr. Bushwood, please
prepare for an injection.

877
00:38:58,937 --> 00:39:02,541
Dr. Bushwood, prepare
for a big injection.

878
00:39:03,241 --> 00:39:04,109
Bubbly.

879
00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:07,413
Shh.

880
00:39:08,614 --> 00:39:11,082
(gasps)

881
00:39:11,149 --> 00:39:13,519
Wow, that looked painful.

882
00:39:13,585 --> 00:39:15,086
Hello, Lesty.

883
00:39:15,153 --> 00:39:19,858
VOICEOVER: Dr. Dickblow,
call gynecology stat.

884
00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:21,627
Ooh, baby.

885
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:22,894
Looks like I'm all strapped in.

886
00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:27,132
It wasn't very nice,
running out on me like that.

887
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,668
Oh, well, it's all
about timing, baby.

888
00:39:29,735 --> 00:39:33,204
Look, I'm not going
anywhere, so I guess

889
00:39:33,271 --> 00:39:36,475
now is the time, if you
know what I'm sayin'?

890
00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:38,209
(tense music)

891
00:39:38,276 --> 00:39:39,878
What's that thing?

892
00:39:43,014 --> 00:39:43,882
Uh.

893
00:39:46,151 --> 00:39:48,987
I assure you, this,
indeed, will hurt.

894
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,155
Wait!

895
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,691
You mean, like, role play hurt?

896
00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:53,759
Mm-hmm.

897
00:39:53,825 --> 00:39:55,961
Or, honest to God, hurt?

898
00:39:57,195 --> 00:39:58,063
Yeah.

899
00:39:59,431 --> 00:40:01,867
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, no,
no, you don't wanna do that.

900
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:02,801
Yes?

901
00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:06,738
Dr. Jellyfinger,
Dr. Jellyfinger.

902
00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:07,939
Dr. Jellyfinger.
CARL: Oh, no, that's not...

903
00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:08,940
Your patient is waiting.

904
00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:11,009
I don't have patients.

905
00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:13,044
What if I told you...

906
00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:16,748
(tense music)

907
00:40:16,815 --> 00:40:19,851
What if I told you
that I'm a virgin?

908
00:40:22,688 --> 00:40:24,590
Aw, fuck it, I'm stalling.

909
00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:25,957
Get it over with.

910
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:29,094
(screams)

911
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,598
(screams)

912
00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:35,801
Don't, uh, okay.

913
00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:39,070
Hello.

914
00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:40,506
Doctor.

915
00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:42,908
It's so good to see you.

916
00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:43,842
So, um,

917
00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:45,844
what, uh,

918
00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:48,547
seems to be the problem?

919
00:40:48,614 --> 00:40:50,649
It's my nipples.

920
00:40:50,716 --> 00:40:52,050
They taste funny.

921
00:40:56,588 --> 00:40:59,457
Okay, would you excuse me for...

922
00:41:03,094 --> 00:41:05,230
(screams)

923
00:41:06,264 --> 00:41:07,465
Oh, weird!

924
00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:10,569
Lester! (screams)

925
00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:11,903
Carl, help me!

926
00:41:13,104 --> 00:41:15,774
(chair clangs)

927
00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:18,009
Wow.

928
00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:20,078
You don't ever say
a word about this.

929
00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:21,379
I don't know what
you're talking...

930
00:41:21,446 --> 00:41:21,980
I don't, I have no idea
what you're talking about.

931
00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:23,749
Good. Nothin'.

932
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:28,019
(shouts)

933
00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:29,087
My legs!

934
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:29,955
Yes!

935
00:41:30,021 --> 00:41:32,758
(hectic music)

936
00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:35,293
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
that's where we landed.

937
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,327
That's where we landed,
that's where we dropped.

938
00:41:36,394 --> 00:41:38,697
I don't care, let's
go, she's comin'.

939
00:41:38,764 --> 00:41:40,566
With that thing, let's go!

940
00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:41,499
Come on!

941
00:41:42,701 --> 00:41:43,569
Um...

942
00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:47,238
Okay.

943
00:41:47,305 --> 00:41:48,974
It's still there.

944
00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:51,843
Don't touch me.

945
00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:53,111
I don't...

946
00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:54,980
I'm gonna count to three, okay?

947
00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:56,715
Keep 'em closed.

948
00:41:56,782 --> 00:41:57,649
One.

949
00:41:58,884 --> 00:42:00,652
(gasps)

950
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:01,587
(growls)

951
00:42:01,653 --> 00:42:03,689
(grunts)

952
00:42:05,924 --> 00:42:07,826
You never say a word
about this, ever.

953
00:42:07,893 --> 00:42:08,794
Ever.

954
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:09,661
No, never.

955
00:42:09,728 --> 00:42:12,998
Absolutely, I would not do that.

956
00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:14,866
(door bangs)

957
00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:19,070
Go, go, go, go, go!
(high tempo music)

958
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,843
Gave you the slip, huh?

959
00:42:24,910 --> 00:42:26,077
Let me tell you
somethin', missy.

960
00:42:26,144 --> 00:42:28,747
I want those twists bar-bound.

961
00:42:29,447 --> 00:42:30,315
Asap.

962
00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:33,284
It's not at your batch.

963
00:42:33,351 --> 00:42:34,753
Got me, sister?

964
00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:37,623
Move it.

965
00:42:45,030 --> 00:42:47,132
So, uh, why don't you tell
me something about yourself.

966
00:42:47,198 --> 00:42:48,867
Okay, um,

967
00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:51,169
I'm 21 years old
and I'm a Capricorn.

968
00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:55,907
I'm 5'7, 110 pounds, my
measurements are 34C, 24, 34.

969
00:42:55,974 --> 00:42:58,143
My turn-ons include
candle-light dinners,

970
00:42:58,209 --> 00:42:59,177
guys who make me laugh,

971
00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:00,345
and long bubble baths,

972
00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:03,314
and my goal in life is
to make the world smile.

973
00:43:03,381 --> 00:43:04,950
(chuckles)

974
00:43:05,016 --> 00:43:06,818
But, you know what?

975
00:43:06,885 --> 00:43:09,020
Lately I've been
having these thoughts.

976
00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:10,355
New thoughts.

977
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:14,325
I just think that there must
be more to life than sex.

978
00:43:14,392 --> 00:43:17,663
Gosh, I mean, it's always sex.

979
00:43:17,729 --> 00:43:18,329
Just

980
00:43:18,396 --> 00:43:19,197
sex,

981
00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:20,065
sex,

982
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:21,332
sex.

983
00:43:21,399 --> 00:43:24,803
It seems like there might
be something missing.

984
00:43:24,870 --> 00:43:28,239
Yeah, like, like love, perhaps.

985
00:43:28,306 --> 00:43:29,841
Love.

986
00:43:29,908 --> 00:43:31,743
What do you mean?

987
00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:32,944
Well, you know, love.

988
00:43:33,011 --> 00:43:35,914
When you have sex with
someone that you love,

989
00:43:35,981 --> 00:43:36,915
the sex is better.

990
00:43:36,982 --> 00:43:38,750
Okay, so, I'm
supposed to have sex

991
00:43:38,817 --> 00:43:40,351
with the people that I love.

992
00:43:40,418 --> 00:43:42,688
Yeah, absolutely.

993
00:43:42,754 --> 00:43:45,223
But, how do you know if
you're falling in love?

994
00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:48,159
Well, that is the great mystery.

995
00:43:49,527 --> 00:43:53,131
Maybe it's something that
you catch in a person's eye

996
00:43:53,198 --> 00:43:54,299
that touches you.

997
00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:57,235
Or, maybe it's the way
that person treats you.

998
00:43:57,302 --> 00:44:01,707
The way that they
understand, they listen.

999
00:44:01,773 --> 00:44:03,742
Let's make love.

1000
00:44:03,809 --> 00:44:04,676
Right now.

1001
00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:06,277
What?

1002
00:44:06,344 --> 00:44:08,179
You wanna make...

1003
00:44:08,246 --> 00:44:08,980
Now?

1004
00:44:09,047 --> 00:44:10,982
I gotta go to the bathroom.

1005
00:44:11,049 --> 00:44:11,649
What?

1006
00:44:11,717 --> 00:44:12,317
You don't love me?

1007
00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:13,151
No, it's not that.

1008
00:44:13,218 --> 00:44:16,121
I just, you know, I should...

1009
00:44:16,187 --> 00:44:17,455
Two seconds, give
me two seconds.

1010
00:44:17,522 --> 00:44:18,389
Okay.

1011
00:44:20,291 --> 00:44:22,794
So, I found myself
outside of San Antone

1012
00:44:22,861 --> 00:44:25,396
round abouts midnight
on a cool January eve.

1013
00:44:25,463 --> 00:44:27,265
I was shacked up on an
old Pentecostal church

1014
00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:28,867
with Ruby Joe Greenberg,

1015
00:44:28,934 --> 00:44:30,401
who's foot now with
old Chief Redclaw.

1016
00:44:30,468 --> 00:44:31,502
He's outta Missoula way.

1017
00:44:31,569 --> 00:44:34,806
Makes his livin'
tradin' arrowheads for

1018
00:44:34,873 --> 00:44:37,142
firewater and mescalin
south of the border.

1019
00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:38,844
He carries around
a dream catcher.

1020
00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:41,679
You wanna take a bath and fuck?

1021
00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:44,215
Yeah, okay.

1022
00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:46,184
Okay.

1023
00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:50,321
Some people say that
it's not cheating

1024
00:44:50,388 --> 00:44:52,057
if you're in a different state.

1025
00:44:52,123 --> 00:44:54,425
So, I don't really see
how it can be cheating

1026
00:44:54,492 --> 00:44:57,763
if you're in a different
fucking dimension.

1027
00:44:57,829 --> 00:45:00,398
You gotta lighten up, bro.

1028
00:45:00,465 --> 00:45:04,302
Come on, alright, here,
here's what you do, alright?

1029
00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:07,906
You go back in there
and you man up.

1030
00:45:07,973 --> 00:45:10,508
You know, I think you
need to realize something.

1031
00:45:10,575 --> 00:45:12,043
This is not a joke.

1032
00:45:12,110 --> 00:45:13,078
Alright?

1033
00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:13,945
If we don't figure
out what's what,

1034
00:45:14,012 --> 00:45:15,313
we might be doomed here forever.

1035
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:20,285
I think you just might be
overreacting just a little bit.

1036
00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:21,920
I mean, sure, things aren't
going our way right now,

1037
00:45:21,987 --> 00:45:22,921
but, as soon we
work out the kinks,

1038
00:45:22,988 --> 00:45:24,289
c'mon, everything's
gonna be great.

1039
00:45:24,355 --> 00:45:27,392
Look, it's just, you know, I
have a life to get back to.

1040
00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:28,426
You know, a real life.

1041
00:45:28,493 --> 00:45:30,028
And, uh, wait a minute.

1042
00:45:30,095 --> 00:45:32,463
You and I have a dog together.

1043
00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:35,901
Charlie!
(dog burps)

1044
00:45:35,967 --> 00:45:37,235
Charlie, yeah.

1045
00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:39,104
Okay.

1046
00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:41,472
But, I'm gonna tell you what.

1047
00:45:41,539 --> 00:45:43,308
If I give all this up,

1048
00:45:43,374 --> 00:45:45,176
you have got to
promise me, right now,

1049
00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:46,511
that when you get back,

1050
00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:49,014
you at least try and make
some changes in your life.

1051
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,816
I'm sorry, wait,
what does that mean?

1052
00:45:50,882 --> 00:45:51,917
I don't want you goin' back

1053
00:45:51,983 --> 00:45:54,285
and living your same
shitty life, Carl.

1054
00:45:54,352 --> 00:45:56,888
Wait a minute, I
have a shitty life?

1055
00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:58,924
You have the
shittiest life, yes.

1056
00:45:58,990 --> 00:45:59,791
You're about to marry a woman

1057
00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:01,927
who's not gonna let you be you.

1058
00:46:01,993 --> 00:46:04,896
Not only that, she's
turned you into a bitch!

1059
00:46:04,963 --> 00:46:06,097
You're a little bitch!

1060
00:46:06,164 --> 00:46:07,132
She took 'em.

1061
00:46:07,198 --> 00:46:08,533
She owns 'em, and
now you're a bitch.

1062
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:09,935
I don't even know you anymore.

1063
00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:10,836
Whoa!

1064
00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:11,903
Whoa.

1065
00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:13,038
Whoa.

1066
00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:14,072
Whoa.

1067
00:46:14,139 --> 00:46:15,006
Whoa.

1068
00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:19,310
Whoa.

1069
00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:24,349
Come here.

1070
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,889
Alright, so, where should
we look for the, uh,

1071
00:46:30,956 --> 00:46:31,990
the way to (snaps fingers).
LESTER: Whoa.

1072
00:46:32,057 --> 00:46:33,992
I tell you what, I've
got a million ideas

1073
00:46:34,059 --> 00:46:35,060
all brewin' right up here,

1074
00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:36,127
can't wait to get
workin' on 'em asap.

1075
00:46:36,194 --> 00:46:38,396
But, first, you're
gonna have to, uh,

1076
00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:40,999
you're gonna have to
let me take a bath.

1077
00:46:41,066 --> 00:46:42,400
With Daphne.

1078
00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:44,202
She's ready to rock, so...

1079
00:46:44,269 --> 00:46:45,136
If I could get you to
leave the bathroom,

1080
00:46:45,203 --> 00:46:46,404
it'd be really great.

1081
00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:47,272
Okay.

1082
00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:48,473
So, first thing tomorrow then.

1083
00:46:48,539 --> 00:46:49,207
LESTER: Oh yeah, totally,
tomorrow, perfect.

1084
00:46:49,274 --> 00:46:50,942
Lookin' forward to it.

1085
00:46:51,009 --> 00:46:51,609
Have fun.

1086
00:46:51,676 --> 00:46:52,543
Okay.

1087
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:59,117
Carl, that was the longest
two seconds of my life.

1088
00:47:00,018 --> 00:47:01,887
This is about right.

1089
00:47:04,189 --> 00:47:06,491
(porn music)

1090
00:47:07,725 --> 00:47:08,526
(gasps)

1091
00:47:08,593 --> 00:47:10,461
Hello, poppy.

1092
00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:13,098
I hoped you brought some ice.

1093
00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:15,033
Why would I need ice?

1094
00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:17,435
(kicks thud)

1095
00:47:19,370 --> 00:47:21,940
(kick thuds)

1096
00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:26,077
(gasps for air)

1097
00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:31,149
(groaning)

1098
00:47:31,216 --> 00:47:32,517
Hey, wait here.

1099
00:47:36,487 --> 00:47:39,224
(vomit splatters)

1100
00:47:39,290 --> 00:47:41,359
(groans)

1101
00:47:42,593 --> 00:47:44,862
(laughs)

1102
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,269
(groans)

1103
00:47:52,570 --> 00:47:53,538
I forgot.

1104
00:47:54,472 --> 00:47:55,706
You're a Tri Pi.

1105
00:47:55,773 --> 00:47:59,610
You pledged in Dirty Talking
Coeds 11, I knew that.

1106
00:47:59,677 --> 00:48:00,545
So stupid!

1107
00:48:01,746 --> 00:48:05,383
(speaks in Spanish)

1108
00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:06,651
I don't know what
you're sayin' to me.

1109
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:09,120
I don't speak that languge,

1110
00:48:09,187 --> 00:48:11,189
(chair clangs)

1111
00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:12,723
(laughs) Bitch!

1112
00:48:12,790 --> 00:48:13,925
Yeah, Carl.

1113
00:48:16,261 --> 00:48:18,096
Oh my God, what is going on?

1114
00:48:18,163 --> 00:48:19,998
That is the woman from
the hospital who, um...

1115
00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:22,167
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, she what?

1116
00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:23,568
I don't know her.

1117
00:48:24,702 --> 00:48:27,105
Who, um, who hurt Lester.

1118
00:48:28,039 --> 00:48:29,374
What a bitch.

1119
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,309
She puked on my face.

1120
00:48:31,376 --> 00:48:33,344
[Daphne and Bambi] Oh.

1121
00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:35,446
You need to find
another place to hide.

1122
00:48:35,513 --> 00:48:36,647
Well, where?

1123
00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:46,624
Of all the places that
Bambi could think of

1124
00:48:46,691 --> 00:48:47,625
for us to hide.

1125
00:48:47,692 --> 00:48:49,760
Hey, do I have
puke in my eyebrow?

1126
00:48:49,827 --> 00:48:52,663
No, I got all of it, I think.

1127
00:48:52,730 --> 00:48:53,598
Lock it.

1128
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:56,934
How they doin'?

1129
00:48:58,103 --> 00:48:59,770
Everything okay?

1130
00:48:59,837 --> 00:49:01,039
Look, you know,

1131
00:49:01,106 --> 00:49:01,906
Bambi is really going out
of her way to help us,

1132
00:49:01,973 --> 00:49:05,343
and, by the way, so is Daphne.

1133
00:49:05,410 --> 00:49:07,545
I just, you know, I
just think we should

1134
00:49:07,612 --> 00:49:10,748
make it easy on them, not get
them into any more trouble.

1135
00:49:10,815 --> 00:49:13,584
You cocksucker, I knew it.

1136
00:49:13,651 --> 00:49:14,719
You're into her, aren't you?

1137
00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:19,157
She's cute, but, uh,
she's not even real.

1138
00:49:19,224 --> 00:49:20,558
First of all, Bambi Cummings

1139
00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:22,560
is the hottest of the hot, Carl.

1140
00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:25,230
She is like microwave
lasagna hot.

1141
00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:26,531
And, secondly, she wants you.

1142
00:49:26,597 --> 00:49:28,299
And I don't know why, I
mean, it's retarded to me.

1143
00:49:28,366 --> 00:49:29,300
There's a million
swingin' dicks here.

1144
00:49:29,367 --> 00:49:31,436
She could have
any one she wants.

1145
00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:33,538
And she's chosen you.

1146
00:49:33,604 --> 00:49:35,306
Bambi Cummings is real.

1147
00:49:35,373 --> 00:49:37,108
She's real enough to touch.

1148
00:49:37,175 --> 00:49:38,509
She's real enough to squeeze.

1149
00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:40,745
And she's real enough to put
her shit on the line for us.

1150
00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:42,413
Okay, that's real.

1151
00:49:51,289 --> 00:49:52,223
Good night, Carl, I love you.

1152
00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:53,724
I love you too, shh....

1153
00:49:53,791 --> 00:49:54,659
You made me say it.

1154
00:49:54,725 --> 00:49:57,528
(crickets chirp)

1155
00:49:58,596 --> 00:50:00,465
(birds sing)

1156
00:50:00,531 --> 00:50:04,669
(girls giggle)
(happy music)

1157
00:50:10,408 --> 00:50:12,210
Oh, aren't we in
a good mood today?

1158
00:50:12,277 --> 00:50:14,712
I know, I just feel so...

1159
00:50:14,779 --> 00:50:16,114
I don't know, you know?

1160
00:50:16,181 --> 00:50:17,048
Is it

1161
00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:18,749
Carl?

1162
00:50:18,816 --> 00:50:20,518
You know about Carl?

1163
00:50:20,585 --> 00:50:23,288
Of course, sweetie,
Daphne told me.

1164
00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:25,390
Doesn't he sound like a cutie.

1165
00:50:25,456 --> 00:50:27,125
Oh, he is.

1166
00:50:27,192 --> 00:50:29,627
It's just, I've never
felt like this before.

1167
00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:31,562
I think I'm in

1168
00:50:31,629 --> 00:50:32,497
love.

1169
00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:34,399
Love?

1170
00:50:34,465 --> 00:50:35,200
Wow.

1171
00:50:35,266 --> 00:50:36,501
What does that feel like?

1172
00:50:36,567 --> 00:50:37,835
Oh, well, um,

1173
00:50:37,902 --> 00:50:41,206
at first, I can't get him
out of my mind, you know?

1174
00:50:41,272 --> 00:50:43,641
And then I get this
pit in my stomach,

1175
00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:46,544
and my heart is
pumping really hard.

1176
00:50:46,611 --> 00:50:48,413
And it's hard for me to breathe,

1177
00:50:48,479 --> 00:50:52,750
and I get this headache, and
it's just so awesome, you know?

1178
00:50:52,817 --> 00:50:54,219
(sighs)

1179
00:50:54,285 --> 00:50:55,620
Wow!

1180
00:50:55,686 --> 00:51:00,258
That's exactly how I felt after
my first double penetration!

1181
00:51:00,325 --> 00:51:01,392
You know what they say?

1182
00:51:01,459 --> 00:51:02,660
You never forget your first.

1183
00:51:02,727 --> 00:51:04,629
I know! (laughs)

1184
00:51:04,695 --> 00:51:05,696
Oh, Bambi!

1185
00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:19,577
(porn music)

1186
00:51:30,655 --> 00:51:31,922
It's not here.

1187
00:51:31,989 --> 00:51:33,291
What's not?

1188
00:51:33,358 --> 00:51:34,892
What you're lookin' for, Carl.

1189
00:51:34,959 --> 00:51:36,161
Hey, DJ.

1190
00:51:36,227 --> 00:51:39,830
Can you, just, please tell
me where the portal is

1191
00:51:39,897 --> 00:51:41,466
so that I can

1192
00:51:41,532 --> 00:51:42,600
get out of here.

1193
00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:45,203
How about if I give
you a hint, Carl, okay?

1194
00:51:45,270 --> 00:51:46,571
Yeah, please.

1195
00:51:46,637 --> 00:51:47,905
Give me a hint.

1196
00:51:47,972 --> 00:51:50,875
Your way home is not through
something you can touch.

1197
00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:52,810
But, rather, something

1198
00:51:54,345 --> 00:51:55,880
you can feel.

1199
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:56,881
Okay?

1200
00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:58,249
Okay.

1201
00:51:58,316 --> 00:52:00,785
DJ, um, so, if you're not
gonna show me how to get home.

1202
00:52:00,851 --> 00:52:01,852
Maybe you can give me some

1203
00:52:01,919 --> 00:52:03,588
actually useful
information, you know?

1204
00:52:03,654 --> 00:52:04,789
Like, uh, Rod?

1205
00:52:06,391 --> 00:52:08,859
Why, why is he chasing
us all over town.

1206
00:52:08,926 --> 00:52:11,462
Because that's his job.

1207
00:52:11,529 --> 00:52:12,530
Rod's a cop.

1208
00:52:13,931 --> 00:52:17,535
It's what cops do, they
chase people around.

1209
00:52:17,602 --> 00:52:19,337
That's what it is,
it's like, Bambi.

1210
00:52:19,404 --> 00:52:21,872
Bambi, Bambi's gonna
be the hottest damn

1211
00:52:21,939 --> 00:52:23,874
sorority cheerleader
there ever was.

1212
00:52:23,941 --> 00:52:25,476
Sexy.

1213
00:52:25,543 --> 00:52:28,213
I so wanna kick
your ass right now.

1214
00:52:28,279 --> 00:52:30,315
I mean, I don't know if I could,
but you're not helping me.

1215
00:52:30,381 --> 00:52:31,582
DIAMOND JIM: You wanna throw?

1216
00:52:31,649 --> 00:52:33,418
And I don't know if I have
to beat it out of you.

1217
00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:34,885
You want me to go cobra on you?

1218
00:52:34,952 --> 00:52:35,553
If you must.

1219
00:52:35,620 --> 00:52:36,254
I'll take you down.

1220
00:52:36,321 --> 00:52:38,256
Show me some feelin'!

1221
00:52:38,323 --> 00:52:39,324
That's your adventure!

1222
00:52:39,390 --> 00:52:40,191
I'll choose my own
adventure, alright?

1223
00:52:40,258 --> 00:52:41,158
Feel it, that's all I'm sayin'!

1224
00:52:41,226 --> 00:52:42,159
CARL: Stop.
DIAMOND JIM: Bam!

1225
00:52:42,227 --> 00:52:43,928
CARL: Don't!
DIAMOND JIM: That hurt.

1226
00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:44,795
Look out, land shark.

1227
00:52:44,862 --> 00:52:45,730
A what?

1228
00:52:49,867 --> 00:52:50,868
What a dick.

1229
00:52:52,770 --> 00:52:55,506
(girls chatting)

1230
00:53:08,419 --> 00:53:10,655
I am so excited about tryouts.

1231
00:53:10,721 --> 00:53:12,857
I'd do anything
To make the squad.

1232
00:53:12,923 --> 00:53:13,991
Me too.

1233
00:53:14,058 --> 00:53:17,328
There's absolutely
nothing I wouldn't do.

1234
00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:19,997
I just heard that
they're short one judge,

1235
00:53:20,064 --> 00:53:21,799
and they might cancel tryouts.

1236
00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:25,370
GIRLS: (gasps) No!

1237
00:53:25,436 --> 00:53:26,771
DAPHNE: Mmm.

1238
00:53:26,837 --> 00:53:27,905
Now listen, sister.

1239
00:53:27,972 --> 00:53:29,674
You wanna play ball, or what?

1240
00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:32,610
Yeah! (squeals)

1241
00:53:33,878 --> 00:53:35,513
Hold on, cupcake.

1242
00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:39,850
You want the alligator,

1243
00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:42,287
you're gonna have
to spill the beans.

1244
00:53:42,353 --> 00:53:43,921
No, I promised Bambi
I wouldn't tell.

1245
00:53:43,988 --> 00:53:44,789
Okay.

1246
00:53:44,855 --> 00:53:45,523
Oh!

1247
00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:47,758
No, no, no, okay, jeez.

1248
00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:51,296
Okay, um, on campus,
girls' locker room.

1249
00:53:51,996 --> 00:53:53,864
Hey, hey, hey!

1250
00:53:53,931 --> 00:53:55,866
Cool your jets, chippy.

1251
00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:00,471
I got the jump.

1252
00:54:00,538 --> 00:54:01,472
VOICEOVER: Go ahead, Rod.

1253
00:54:01,539 --> 00:54:03,474
Valley Campus,
girl's locker room.

1254
00:54:03,541 --> 00:54:05,075
VOICEOVER: Copy that.
ROD: Over.

1255
00:54:05,142 --> 00:54:06,511
Alright, let's chew.

1256
00:54:06,577 --> 00:54:08,779
(laughing)

1257
00:54:13,618 --> 00:54:16,321
Well, if he doesn't show up,
we're gonna have to cancel.

1258
00:54:16,387 --> 00:54:17,422
GIRLS: Oh!

1259
00:54:21,058 --> 00:54:24,028
(heavy breathing)

1260
00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:26,431
Hey, sorry I'm late.

1261
00:54:26,497 --> 00:54:27,498
Car trouble.

1262
00:54:28,499 --> 00:54:29,467
Let's get it on!

1263
00:54:29,534 --> 00:54:30,868
(cheering)

1264
00:54:30,935 --> 00:54:32,370
("Yeah, Yeah, Yeah"
by Billy Goodrum)

1265
00:54:32,437 --> 00:54:35,940
* Yeah, yeah, yeah

1266
00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:38,943
* Yeah, yeah, yeah

1267
00:54:39,810 --> 00:54:43,548
* Yeah, yeah, yeah

1268
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:46,083
* Yeah, yeah, yeah

1269
00:54:46,150 --> 00:54:48,953
* She's a beauty

1270
00:54:50,755 --> 00:54:53,491
* She's a queen

1271
00:54:54,525 --> 00:54:57,695
* Don't wake me up now

1272
00:54:57,762 --> 00:55:00,965
* This must be a dream

1273
00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:05,336
* Yeah, yeah, yeah

1274
00:55:06,003 --> 00:55:09,740
* Yeah, yeah, yeah

1275
00:55:09,807 --> 00:55:12,710
* Yeah, yeah, yeah

1276
00:55:14,545 --> 00:55:15,446
* Break it down

1277
00:55:15,513 --> 00:55:18,516
* Break it down now

1278
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,856
* Yeah, yeah, yeah

1279
00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:34,665
* Yeah, yeah, yeah

1280
00:55:34,732 --> 00:55:35,966
By the power vested in me

1281
00:55:36,033 --> 00:55:40,538
as the coolest and best
looking judge in the Valley,

1282
00:55:40,605 --> 00:55:44,008
I hereby announce this
year's cheer captain

1283
00:55:44,074 --> 00:55:48,413
as Bambi Cummings!
(cheering)

1284
00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:49,780
Thanks, Lester.

1285
00:56:02,126 --> 00:56:04,128
(gasps) There he is!

1286
00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:05,796
Oh, shit.

1287
00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:07,632
Come on, you idiot.

1288
00:56:14,639 --> 00:56:16,574
Open it, open it,
open it, open it.

1289
00:56:16,641 --> 00:56:18,543
The big guys, they're
comin', open it!

1290
00:56:18,609 --> 00:56:19,477
Uh...

1291
00:56:20,545 --> 00:56:21,646
Uh-oh, key broke.

1292
00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:22,580
Oh, God!

1293
00:56:29,186 --> 00:56:30,087
Oh, word.

1294
00:56:31,288 --> 00:56:33,824
(giggling)

1295
00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:34,759
Come on.

1296
00:56:40,665 --> 00:56:43,801
(giggling) Boobies.

1297
00:56:50,207 --> 00:56:52,176
I thought you were
learnin' how to fix this.

1298
00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:54,745
Sorry, Carl, I have a plan.

1299
00:57:02,086 --> 00:57:03,688
His name is Busta.

1300
00:57:04,555 --> 00:57:05,422
Busta Nut.

1301
00:57:06,891 --> 00:57:08,626
Wanna be rapper
turned porn star.

1302
00:57:08,693 --> 00:57:12,563
Directed a few low budget
videos for some no-name MCs.

1303
00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:14,765
Hooked up with
Diamond Jim and viola.

1304
00:57:14,832 --> 00:57:16,834
A franchise was born.

1305
00:57:16,901 --> 00:57:18,503
Okay, how does that
help us get home?

1306
00:57:18,569 --> 00:57:19,637
Dude's got a whole collection of

1307
00:57:19,704 --> 00:57:21,205
old school video style games

1308
00:57:21,271 --> 00:57:24,509
in the basement
downstairs, Carl.

1309
00:57:24,575 --> 00:57:25,976
Booth style games.

1310
00:57:26,877 --> 00:57:27,878
You feel me?

1311
00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:31,549
Yes, okay, good, good, good.

1312
00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:33,984
Really?

1313
00:57:35,853 --> 00:57:37,221
Follow my lead.

1314
00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:43,193
(dance music)

1315
00:57:44,595 --> 00:57:47,798
(party people chatter)

1316
00:57:51,602 --> 00:57:52,737
Back the fuck up, bitch.

1317
00:57:52,803 --> 00:57:53,671
What?

1318
00:57:54,672 --> 00:57:55,806
Summa Eve.

1319
00:57:55,873 --> 00:57:56,741
Hey.

1320
00:57:57,842 --> 00:57:58,843
You know me.

1321
00:58:00,044 --> 00:58:02,246
It's me, look at my.

1322
00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:03,614
Rumpa?

1323
00:58:03,681 --> 00:58:04,281
Huh?

1324
00:58:04,348 --> 00:58:05,816
Rumpa.

1325
00:58:05,883 --> 00:58:06,917
Rumpa Thumpa.

1326
00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:08,953
Rumper Thumper.

1327
00:58:09,019 --> 00:58:10,555
Check this out.

1328
00:58:11,956 --> 00:58:13,691
With the pop and the bang bang,

1329
00:58:13,758 --> 00:58:15,826
click back and the
thumb up to the

1330
00:58:15,893 --> 00:58:16,994
you know what.

1331
00:58:17,061 --> 00:58:17,928
Mm, girl.

1332
00:58:18,863 --> 00:58:20,631
Yeah, freak it.

1333
00:58:20,698 --> 00:58:21,699
There, and would you
like a little bit a

1334
00:58:21,766 --> 00:58:25,002
(makes chicken sounds)

1335
00:58:25,903 --> 00:58:26,904
Alright, Rump Thump, my brother.

1336
00:58:26,971 --> 00:58:29,974
That's right, and
this is my boy, PBandJ.

1337
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,810
We call him Hot Carl, he
likes when girls poop on him.

1338
00:58:32,877 --> 00:58:33,744
Tell her.

1339
00:58:35,412 --> 00:58:37,882
I like it when girls poop on me.

1340
00:58:37,948 --> 00:58:38,716
Very sick fuck.

1341
00:58:38,783 --> 00:58:39,550
But we fit in here, so, girl,

1342
00:58:39,617 --> 00:58:42,119
we just listen to the music,

1343
00:58:42,186 --> 00:58:43,588
saw the girls,
thought we'd come down

1344
00:58:43,654 --> 00:58:44,955
and see what's crackalackin.

1345
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:46,657
Do I get a plus one?

1346
00:58:46,724 --> 00:58:47,792
Come on in.

1347
00:58:49,894 --> 00:58:51,361
Thanks, girl.

1348
00:58:51,428 --> 00:58:53,097
I love your work.

1349
00:58:54,965 --> 00:58:58,102
(hip hop dance music)

1350
00:59:08,946 --> 00:59:09,814
Hi.

1351
00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:12,883
Oh.

1352
00:59:12,950 --> 00:59:14,619
I'm stimulated.

1353
00:59:14,685 --> 00:59:16,220
And discombobulated.

1354
00:59:17,354 --> 00:59:19,757
I'ma get all y'all
pregnant tonight.

1355
00:59:19,824 --> 00:59:22,627
I will leave it in! (laughs)

1356
00:59:22,693 --> 00:59:24,695
And you know you love that, huh?

1357
00:59:24,762 --> 00:59:25,763
That's him right there.

1358
00:59:25,830 --> 00:59:26,496
That's him, look at
the pimp, see him?

1359
00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:29,266
That's Busta. Busta Nut.

1360
00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:30,901
I love you 'cause
you never judge me

1361
00:59:30,968 --> 00:59:33,170
on the fact that I
was uncircumcised.

1362
00:59:33,237 --> 00:59:35,372
I love that about you.

1363
00:59:35,439 --> 00:59:37,307
You know my dick got
a legwarmer on it,

1364
00:59:37,374 --> 00:59:38,876
you still love daddy.

1365
00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:41,078
(laughter)

1366
00:59:41,145 --> 00:59:43,047
He's a mad player to
the motherfuckin' mack.

1367
00:59:43,113 --> 00:59:44,882
Okay, can you just
stop with that?

1368
00:59:44,949 --> 00:59:46,050
Stop.

1369
00:59:46,116 --> 00:59:47,384
And where's the thing?

1370
00:59:47,451 --> 00:59:49,186
Oh, word, sorry, uh, yeah.

1371
00:59:49,253 --> 00:59:51,021
The time machine
portal thing-ma-bop.

1372
00:59:51,088 --> 00:59:52,056
Probably gonna find that

1373
00:59:52,122 --> 00:59:54,058
over there in VIP
down the stairs.

1374
00:59:54,124 --> 00:59:56,894
BOTH: Oh you. (laughs)

1375
00:59:56,961 --> 00:59:59,096
Oh my God, is that Carl?

1376
01:00:01,131 --> 01:00:03,133
And why'd he going over there?

1377
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:06,804
Oh, maybe that's where
his spaceship is.

1378
01:00:09,339 --> 01:00:10,207
Bam?

1379
01:00:13,744 --> 01:00:14,344
Hey, sugar.

1380
01:00:14,411 --> 01:00:15,279
Hi.

1381
01:00:16,246 --> 01:00:17,381
Wanna party?

1382
01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:19,684
Uh, yeah, okay, we'll party.

1383
01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:22,286
Um, I have to, I need my friend.

1384
01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:37,101
Okay, you both look great.

1385
01:00:38,502 --> 01:00:39,937
Bye.

1386
01:00:40,004 --> 01:00:41,005
Excuse me.

1387
01:00:43,874 --> 01:00:44,742
Bam Bam.

1388
01:00:45,910 --> 01:00:46,977
What's wrong?

1389
01:00:48,112 --> 01:00:49,947
What are these?

1390
01:00:50,014 --> 01:00:52,249
We're out of here.

1391
01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:54,651
(laughter)

1392
01:00:58,455 --> 01:01:00,891
SERVER: Here's your drink.

1393
01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:01,826
May I?

1394
01:01:05,195 --> 01:01:06,130
You want some?

1395
01:01:06,196 --> 01:01:07,464
Yeah!

1396
01:01:07,531 --> 01:01:08,465
Oh, it's warm!

1397
01:01:08,532 --> 01:01:09,399
Yeah!

1398
01:01:20,477 --> 01:01:21,245
That's it, man, I said,

1399
01:01:21,311 --> 01:01:22,546
what motherfucker, you crazy.

1400
01:01:22,612 --> 01:01:25,449
I stuck my plow cup right
up in his porsche for sure.

1401
01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:28,152
Know what I'm sayin'?
(laughter)

1402
01:01:28,218 --> 01:01:31,889
Ain't no motherfuckers spit
it like my brother Rumpa.

1403
01:01:31,956 --> 01:01:32,757
Smoke?

1404
01:01:32,823 --> 01:01:33,557
Yeah!

1405
01:01:33,623 --> 01:01:35,059
That came out her ass too.

1406
01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:36,193
LESTER: Did it?
BUSTA: Yup.

1407
01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:38,262
[Busta and Lester] Ah!

1408
01:01:40,597 --> 01:01:41,932
I'm smokin' crack!

1409
01:01:41,999 --> 01:01:43,433
(laughter)

1410
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:44,701
Literally!

1411
01:01:48,505 --> 01:01:49,974
I, I'm...

1412
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,541
I know one of them.

1413
01:01:51,608 --> 01:01:52,943
Hey!

1414
01:01:53,010 --> 01:01:53,944
Yo, my boy.

1415
01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:56,914
Bitches, suck this
motherfucker's dick.

1416
01:01:56,981 --> 01:01:58,382
Do it!

1417
01:01:58,448 --> 01:02:02,219
Yo, dawg! (sighs)

1418
01:02:02,286 --> 01:02:03,387
BUSTA: Give him some car wash.

1419
01:02:03,453 --> 01:02:07,792
Yo, lizook over here,
my... (record scratches)

1420
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:11,962
Uh, it's cool, man.

1421
01:02:13,630 --> 01:02:16,033
He's a motherfuckin'
turd in a punch bowl.

1422
01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:17,501
Little cracka ass.

1423
01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:19,103
But, he's my boy.

1424
01:02:22,106 --> 01:02:23,140
I'll just be right back, okay?

1425
01:02:23,207 --> 01:02:24,341
Save my spot.

1426
01:02:24,408 --> 01:02:25,409
Tap tap.

1427
01:02:25,475 --> 01:02:28,412
You better go get
that motherfucker.

1428
01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:32,082
LESTER: Holy shit.

1429
01:02:32,149 --> 01:02:34,384
Well, here it is.

1430
01:02:34,451 --> 01:02:35,920
Alright, well.

1431
01:02:37,321 --> 01:02:39,056
Go ahead and get in.

1432
01:02:40,257 --> 01:02:41,992
You're not coming.

1433
01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:46,864
I love you, but, I struck
the lottery here, bro.

1434
01:02:46,931 --> 01:02:48,065
I belong here.

1435
01:02:55,906 --> 01:02:56,907
If this thing works,

1436
01:02:56,974 --> 01:02:58,408
you can ride it back
anytime you want.

1437
01:02:58,475 --> 01:03:02,412
And, who knows, maybe
even sometimes I'll
come for holidays.

1438
01:03:02,479 --> 01:03:03,547
Like Kwanzaa.

1439
01:03:06,550 --> 01:03:07,351
Alright.

1440
01:03:07,417 --> 01:03:08,285
Well.

1441
01:03:09,186 --> 01:03:10,154
Bye.

1442
01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:11,088
Bye.

1443
01:03:15,559 --> 01:03:17,261
There we go, holy
shit, it works.

1444
01:03:17,327 --> 01:03:19,529
(booth whirs)

1445
01:03:19,596 --> 01:03:20,464
Alright.

1446
01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:23,033
(booth beeps and whirs)

1447
01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:24,969
What the fuck is this?

1448
01:03:27,604 --> 01:03:28,906
It looks like some
kind of video game

1449
01:03:28,973 --> 01:03:31,909
where you have to use the
cock to shoot all the titties.

1450
01:03:31,976 --> 01:03:33,277
Welp.

1451
01:03:33,343 --> 01:03:35,279
Looks like you're screwed.

1452
01:03:35,345 --> 01:03:36,947
Should we go back upstairs?

1453
01:03:37,014 --> 01:03:38,548
You said this was gonna work.

1454
01:03:38,615 --> 01:03:39,884
Make it work.

1455
01:03:41,485 --> 01:03:44,221
(laughs)

1456
01:03:44,288 --> 01:03:45,890
Sorry, you died.

1457
01:03:47,624 --> 01:03:50,127
(chair clangs)

1458
01:03:54,264 --> 01:03:57,301
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

1459
01:03:57,367 --> 01:04:00,004
(chair clangs)

1460
01:04:01,538 --> 01:04:04,474
(stomps thud)

1461
01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:05,910
Yeah, yeah, another.

1462
01:04:05,976 --> 01:04:06,576
One more.

1463
01:04:06,643 --> 01:04:07,511
Let's go!

1464
01:04:19,123 --> 01:04:22,026
LANCE: Freeze!
(records scratches)

1465
01:04:22,092 --> 01:04:24,428
(guns clack)

1466
01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:32,402
What kinda bitch ass
motherfuckers you think we are?

1467
01:04:32,469 --> 01:04:34,538
You think those is
motherfuckin' guns?

1468
01:04:34,604 --> 01:04:37,574
This here is a
motherfucking gun.

1469
01:04:37,641 --> 01:04:40,244
(laughs)

1470
01:04:40,310 --> 01:04:41,311
Ain't that right, my man?

1471
01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:44,081
What the?
(teeth clatter on the floor)

1472
01:04:44,148 --> 01:04:47,051
You ain't no
motherfuckin' Rumpa.

1473
01:04:47,117 --> 01:04:47,717
I...

1474
01:04:47,784 --> 01:04:48,953
He was...

1475
01:04:49,019 --> 01:04:50,220
Check that out!

1476
01:04:52,289 --> 01:04:53,623
You motherfuckers.

1477
01:04:53,690 --> 01:04:55,292
And don't come around here.

1478
01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:58,062
I'll beat the Grizzly
Adams shit outta you.

1479
01:04:58,128 --> 01:05:00,064
You Andy Griffith
lookin' motherfucker.

1480
01:05:00,130 --> 01:05:01,898
Get to dancin' again.

1481
01:05:06,136 --> 01:05:08,372
You're on your own!

1482
01:05:08,438 --> 01:05:11,475
Don't look at me,
don't look at me!

1483
01:05:14,044 --> 01:05:17,514
So, I know that
didn't go so well.

1484
01:05:17,581 --> 01:05:18,983
Didn't go so well?

1485
01:05:19,049 --> 01:05:20,184
No, check it out...

1486
01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:22,486
Don't give me that look,
I've got the cure, Carl.

1487
01:05:22,552 --> 01:05:24,254
I've got our way out of here.

1488
01:05:24,321 --> 01:05:25,189
Two words.

1489
01:05:26,323 --> 01:05:27,992
Babysitter orgy.

1490
01:05:28,058 --> 01:05:29,359
Oh my God!

1491
01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:31,161
There's a house down here
that I recognize from earlier.

1492
01:05:31,228 --> 01:05:33,263
I knew I recognized it, but...

1493
01:05:33,330 --> 01:05:37,301
Oh my God, I'm trapped
here forever with you.

1494
01:05:38,802 --> 01:05:42,639
You say that like
it's a bad thing.

1495
01:05:42,706 --> 01:05:44,774
I should've never
listened to you.

1496
01:05:44,841 --> 01:05:47,244
You work in a liquor store.

1497
01:05:49,146 --> 01:05:53,283
And now, you've dragged me
into your porn-fueled world.

1498
01:05:56,553 --> 01:06:01,158
(laughs) You're the
biggest loser I know.

1499
01:06:01,225 --> 01:06:03,527
I deserve this, really.

1500
01:06:03,593 --> 01:06:04,494
So, thanks.

1501
01:06:04,561 --> 01:06:05,362
Is that right?

1502
01:06:05,429 --> 01:06:06,163
Yeah.

1503
01:06:06,230 --> 01:06:07,697
Well, you know what, Carl?

1504
01:06:07,764 --> 01:06:09,166
Boohoo.

1505
01:06:09,233 --> 01:06:10,600
Yeah, oh, I'm Carl!

1506
01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:12,636
Oh, there's too many boobies.

1507
01:06:12,702 --> 01:06:14,538
How could you do
this to me, Lester?

1508
01:06:14,604 --> 01:06:17,441
How could you bring me to the
greatest place on the Earth?

1509
01:06:17,507 --> 01:06:18,308
You know what?

1510
01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:19,109
What about me?

1511
01:06:19,176 --> 01:06:20,144
I should be gettin' laid.

1512
01:06:20,210 --> 01:06:23,113
Two at a time,
twice a day, but no.

1513
01:06:23,180 --> 01:06:24,614
I gotta deal with your
whinin' ass all the time.

1514
01:06:24,681 --> 01:06:25,782
Aw, I'm sorry.

1515
01:06:25,849 --> 01:06:28,052
Yeah, I'm the one who
gets kicked in the balls

1516
01:06:28,118 --> 01:06:29,319
over and over and over,

1517
01:06:29,386 --> 01:06:30,354
and I'm laying in my own puke,

1518
01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:33,357
and then the thing
at the hospital.

1519
01:06:33,423 --> 01:06:37,161
You don't say a word,
but don't tell nobody.

1520
01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:39,029
You know what?

1521
01:06:39,096 --> 01:06:40,330
To hell with you.

1522
01:06:40,397 --> 01:06:41,365
To hell with me?

1523
01:06:41,431 --> 01:06:42,666
LESTER: Yes.
CARL: To hell with me.

1524
01:06:42,732 --> 01:06:43,267
LESTER: Straight to hell.
CARL: To hell with you.

1525
01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:45,469
Okay, no, you.

1526
01:06:45,535 --> 01:06:47,704
These are all for you.

1527
01:06:47,771 --> 01:06:49,173
Alright?

1528
01:06:49,239 --> 01:06:51,808
Go, get laid, enjoy, enjoy.

1529
01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:52,742
I will.

1530
01:06:59,183 --> 01:07:01,118
You're a baby, come on.

1531
01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:03,653
Hey.

1532
01:07:10,294 --> 01:07:11,161
Sheesh.

1533
01:07:14,231 --> 01:07:16,533
(door chimes)

1534
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:17,767
Oh.

1535
01:07:17,834 --> 01:07:19,303
Did I order a pizza?

1536
01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:21,505
Gee, maybe I got
the wrong house.

1537
01:07:21,571 --> 01:07:22,672
What kind of pizza is it?

1538
01:07:22,739 --> 01:07:24,808
Extra large sausage and

1539
01:07:25,709 --> 01:07:27,344
giant meatballs.

1540
01:07:27,411 --> 01:07:28,345
Mm!

1541
01:07:28,412 --> 01:07:29,479
Sounds yummy!

1542
01:07:31,481 --> 01:07:32,349
Ooh, yeah.

1543
01:07:35,919 --> 01:07:38,655
(hip hop music)

1544
01:07:46,496 --> 01:07:49,266
I'm takin' your car, pizza boy.

1545
01:07:49,333 --> 01:07:50,367
'Cause it's my world!

1546
01:07:50,434 --> 01:07:52,836
(engine revs)

1547
01:07:54,338 --> 01:07:56,373
(tires squeal)
(horn blares)

1548
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:57,374
Watch where you're...

1549
01:07:57,441 --> 01:07:58,041
You know what?

1550
01:07:58,108 --> 01:08:00,544
Fuck you. (laughs)

1551
01:08:00,610 --> 01:08:02,746
Nothin's ruinin' my night.

1552
01:08:04,314 --> 01:08:07,751
VOICEOVER: Goodnight Mrs. Bliss.

1553
01:08:07,817 --> 01:08:09,085
Hey, Bambi.

1554
01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:10,787
It's me.

1555
01:08:16,493 --> 01:08:17,594
What's wrong?

1556
01:08:18,562 --> 01:08:19,829
How could you?

1557
01:08:21,398 --> 01:08:22,466
Uh...

1558
01:08:22,532 --> 01:08:23,600
How could I what?

1559
01:08:23,667 --> 01:08:26,903
I thought you were different.

1560
01:08:26,970 --> 01:08:28,205
What are you talkin' about?

1561
01:08:28,272 --> 01:08:30,174
I saw you tonight.

1562
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:31,575
With those girls.

1563
01:08:33,377 --> 01:08:35,279
With which girls?

1564
01:08:35,345 --> 01:08:37,847
So, now you're gonna lie to me?

1565
01:08:37,914 --> 01:08:40,417
Oh, no, those, no, no,
no, no, I can explain.

1566
01:08:40,484 --> 01:08:42,186
I don't wanna hear it.

1567
01:08:42,252 --> 01:08:44,188
I saw what I saw
and that's that.

1568
01:08:44,254 --> 01:08:45,889
No, baby, really, it
is not what you think.

1569
01:08:45,955 --> 01:08:47,657
No, Carl.

1570
01:08:47,724 --> 01:08:48,725
You hurt me.

1571
01:08:49,793 --> 01:08:52,596
And I don't ever
wanna see you again.

1572
01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:55,599
And to think I ever
loved you, Carl.

1573
01:09:00,670 --> 01:09:01,905
(bell chimes)

1574
01:09:01,971 --> 01:09:03,740
(giggling)

1575
01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:05,409
Thank you, God.

1576
01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:06,843
(gasps)

1577
01:09:06,910 --> 01:09:07,677
Oh my God.

1578
01:09:07,744 --> 01:09:10,447
Did we, like, order a pizza?

1579
01:09:10,514 --> 01:09:11,548
You didn't?

1580
01:09:12,682 --> 01:09:13,783
Who cares?

1581
01:09:13,850 --> 01:09:16,320
I'm, like, totally starving.

1582
01:09:18,322 --> 01:09:19,656
But we don't have any money.

1583
01:09:19,723 --> 01:09:23,827
Oh my God, is there, like, any
other way we could pay you?

1584
01:09:25,362 --> 01:09:28,632
I'm sure we can
think of somethin'.

1585
01:09:28,698 --> 01:09:30,267
(porn music)

1586
01:09:30,334 --> 01:09:32,502
And I was just
inside for a second.

1587
01:09:32,569 --> 01:09:35,239
Don't sell yourself
short, studmuffin.

1588
01:09:35,305 --> 01:09:38,342
You were harder
than Chinese math.

1589
01:09:38,408 --> 01:09:39,876
Thanks, sweet tits.

1590
01:09:39,943 --> 01:09:42,912
But, seriously, who
steals a pizza car?

1591
01:09:42,979 --> 01:09:45,249
I'm kickin' a hunch.

1592
01:09:45,315 --> 01:09:48,452
Now go pin your
diapers on and dangle.

1593
01:09:50,754 --> 01:09:51,788
Breaker, breaker.

1594
01:09:51,855 --> 01:09:52,589
VOICEOVER: Ooh, I'm here, Rod.

1595
01:09:52,656 --> 01:09:54,824
Dust out the chopper squad.

1596
01:09:54,891 --> 01:09:56,526
I got the buzz on the hot peep.

1597
01:09:56,593 --> 01:09:58,628
VOICEOVER: Ooh, Roger.

1598
01:09:59,996 --> 01:10:00,997
It's called

1599
01:10:01,064 --> 01:10:02,799
the nervous game.

1600
01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:05,001
Oh my God, I'm, like, so scared.

1601
01:10:05,068 --> 01:10:06,836
Stop. (giggles)

1602
01:10:06,903 --> 01:10:08,338
Seriously.

1603
01:10:08,405 --> 01:10:09,639
So, what you do

1604
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:12,576
is you put one
hand on each other.

1605
01:10:13,577 --> 01:10:14,444
Not yet.

1606
01:10:15,445 --> 01:10:17,714
Starting with each
other's heads.

1607
01:10:17,781 --> 01:10:21,385
Then you move slowly
down, pausing to ask,

1608
01:10:22,452 --> 01:10:24,421
"Are you nervous?"

1609
01:10:24,488 --> 01:10:25,755
And if the answer's no,

1610
01:10:25,822 --> 01:10:28,024
then you keep moving.

1611
01:10:28,091 --> 01:10:29,593
And the game doesn't stop

1612
01:10:29,659 --> 01:10:32,896
until someone says,
"That makes me nervous."

1613
01:10:32,962 --> 01:10:35,432
But, what if nothing
makes me nervous?

1614
01:10:35,499 --> 01:10:36,966
Then you keep going and going

1615
01:10:37,033 --> 01:10:39,703
and going and going. (laughs)
CARL: Going and going.

1616
01:10:39,769 --> 01:10:41,505
Okay, let's start.

1617
01:10:56,653 --> 01:10:57,787
Are you nervous?

1618
01:10:57,854 --> 01:10:59,923
No, are you nervous?

1619
01:10:59,989 --> 01:11:00,857
No.

1620
01:11:06,396 --> 01:11:07,664
Are you nervous?

1621
01:11:07,731 --> 01:11:08,598
No.

1622
01:11:12,001 --> 01:11:13,470
Are you nervous?

1623
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:17,507
No.

1624
01:11:21,478 --> 01:11:22,078
Are you nervous?

1625
01:11:22,145 --> 01:11:24,881
(door slams open)

1626
01:11:24,948 --> 01:11:26,483
Did you guys hear somethin'?

1627
01:11:26,550 --> 01:11:29,653
(angry music)

1628
01:11:29,719 --> 01:11:30,654
Now you're makin' me nervous.

1629
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:34,991
(baton cracks)
(cries out in pain)

1630
01:11:36,460 --> 01:11:38,061
Where is your boyfriend?

1631
01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:40,029
(scoffs) He's not my boyfriend.

1632
01:11:40,096 --> 01:11:40,897
(door chimes)

1633
01:11:40,964 --> 01:11:41,765
Hello.

1634
01:11:41,831 --> 01:11:43,299
Anybody at home?

1635
01:11:45,201 --> 01:11:49,072
I am the pool boy, and I
have come to clean your pool.

1636
01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:51,341
Oh, and it's so dirty.

1637
01:11:58,982 --> 01:12:01,751
(gasps)

1638
01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:02,619
(gasps)

1639
01:12:02,686 --> 01:12:04,754
(growls)

1640
01:12:08,892 --> 01:12:10,960
(growls)

1641
01:12:13,129 --> 01:12:14,864
Wait, we don't even have a pool.

1642
01:12:14,931 --> 01:12:17,000
(laughs)

1643
01:12:19,536 --> 01:12:22,071
(wistful music)

1644
01:13:00,644 --> 01:13:03,112
(tires squeal)

1645
01:13:05,281 --> 01:13:07,484
Fuck this place, Carl.

1646
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,833
(dance music)

1647
01:13:28,004 --> 01:13:29,706
Oh, come on, Bammers.

1648
01:13:29,773 --> 01:13:32,241
DJ's parties always
cheer you up.

1649
01:13:32,308 --> 01:13:34,043
Put on a happy face.

1650
01:13:36,646 --> 01:13:37,914
Oh.

1651
01:13:37,981 --> 01:13:40,750
You did the right thing by
gettin' rid of that Carl.

1652
01:13:40,817 --> 01:13:42,986
Oh, I don't know, I think
I made a horrible mistake.

1653
01:13:43,052 --> 01:13:45,822
And I miss him so much it hurts.

1654
01:13:45,889 --> 01:13:47,657
I wonder what he's
doing right now.

1655
01:13:47,724 --> 01:13:50,560
(engine rumbles)

1656
01:13:52,061 --> 01:13:54,631
Oh God, so that's it, huh?

1657
01:13:54,698 --> 01:13:55,565
Yup.

1658
01:13:57,567 --> 01:13:59,569
Well, what's the plan?

1659
01:14:03,139 --> 01:14:05,742
(dance music)

1660
01:14:10,747 --> 01:14:11,881
(laughs)

1661
01:14:11,948 --> 01:14:15,985
Bambi, Daphne, come over
here, you sweet things.

1662
01:14:16,052 --> 01:14:19,188
Uh-oh, why the long
puss, sweet cheeks?

1663
01:14:19,255 --> 01:14:20,223
She'll be fine.

1664
01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:22,626
She just needs to relax.

1665
01:14:22,692 --> 01:14:24,761
Well, you came to
the right place.

1666
01:14:24,828 --> 01:14:26,563
Excuse me, sweetie.

1667
01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:27,597
Come on, now.

1668
01:14:27,664 --> 01:14:30,734
Sit down, tell DJ
what's goin' on.

1669
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:34,203
Well, there's this
boy that I met.

1670
01:14:34,270 --> 01:14:38,107
And I treated him bad,
and now I feel bad.

1671
01:14:38,174 --> 01:14:39,643
That's so sad.

1672
01:14:59,863 --> 01:15:01,598
CARL: Fuck!

1673
01:15:01,665 --> 01:15:04,067
(chase music)

1674
01:15:14,678 --> 01:15:15,679
Um, sorry.

1675
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:47,811
(heads smack together)

1676
01:15:49,012 --> 01:15:49,879
Oh God.

1677
01:15:50,980 --> 01:15:53,617
LESTER: Oh great,
excellent, what's this?

1678
01:15:53,683 --> 01:15:54,618
Oh, this one too.

1679
01:15:54,684 --> 01:15:55,619
Oh, that's nice.

1680
01:15:55,685 --> 01:15:57,887
Okay, give it up, ginks.

1681
01:15:57,954 --> 01:15:59,122
Or else you're both

1682
01:15:59,188 --> 01:16:00,189
gonna get

1683
01:16:00,256 --> 01:16:02,158
the Broderick.

1684
01:16:02,225 --> 01:16:02,959
What's that?

1685
01:16:03,026 --> 01:16:05,228
I don't know what that is.

1686
01:16:06,763 --> 01:16:08,698
Titty twister!

1687
01:16:08,765 --> 01:16:09,833
Do it, try it.

1688
01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:12,401
(moans)
Sleep, sleep!

1689
01:16:12,468 --> 01:16:14,003
It's not working.

1690
01:16:15,839 --> 01:16:16,840
Oh yeah!

1691
01:16:16,906 --> 01:16:19,575
(punches thud)

1692
01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:22,045
C'mon, c'mon.

1693
01:16:22,111 --> 01:16:22,912
Okay.

1694
01:16:22,979 --> 01:16:24,047
(punch thuds)

1695
01:16:24,113 --> 01:16:25,114
(gasps for air)

1696
01:16:25,181 --> 01:16:27,851
(punches thud)

1697
01:16:30,854 --> 01:16:32,822
Ha, get off me, bitch.

1698
01:16:32,889 --> 01:16:34,023
Nope.

1699
01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:34,924
Okay.

1700
01:16:34,991 --> 01:16:35,959
Now he sleeps.

1701
01:16:36,025 --> 01:16:37,126
Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep.

1702
01:16:37,193 --> 01:16:39,195
Not today, Rod Jammin.

1703
01:16:42,065 --> 01:16:44,333
(laughs)

1704
01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:45,735
Get him, Carl!

1705
01:16:51,274 --> 01:16:54,077
(water splashes)

1706
01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:55,812
Oh!

1707
01:16:59,282 --> 01:17:01,851
What the hell is goin' on?

1708
01:17:01,918 --> 01:17:04,287
I am about to red
light these hopheads

1709
01:17:04,353 --> 01:17:06,022
back to the hoosegow!

1710
01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:07,857
Well, just stuff it, Rod.

1711
01:17:07,924 --> 01:17:10,293
DJ, we just want to go home.

1712
01:17:10,359 --> 01:17:12,796
Yeah, I mean, we can't
figure out why we're here.

1713
01:17:12,862 --> 01:17:16,933
And, by the way, none of
us learned a damn thing.

1714
01:17:18,067 --> 01:17:19,135
Is that right?

1715
01:17:19,202 --> 01:17:21,738
So, you guys just wanna
give up the journey?

1716
01:17:21,805 --> 01:17:23,206
Is that right?

1717
01:17:23,272 --> 01:17:24,741
Exactly, yeah.

1718
01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:29,913
Well, if that's what
you really want.

1719
01:17:29,979 --> 01:17:31,180
That's exactly...

1720
01:17:31,247 --> 01:17:32,882
Well, yes, positive.

1721
01:17:32,949 --> 01:17:35,184
Okay, then just do as I say.

1722
01:17:35,251 --> 01:17:36,585
Cup your balls,

1723
01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:39,923
give 'em a squeeze, and say,
"There's no place like home.

1724
01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:42,325
"There's no place like home."

1725
01:17:43,226 --> 01:17:45,294
(laughs)

1726
01:17:49,332 --> 01:17:50,900
LESTER AND CARL: There's
no place like home.

1727
01:17:50,967 --> 01:17:52,736
LESTER AND CARL: There's
no place like home.

1728
01:17:52,802 --> 01:17:53,870
LESTER AND CARL: There's
no place like home.

1729
01:17:53,937 --> 01:17:57,006
(laughs) Just fuckin' with ya!

1730
01:17:57,073 --> 01:17:57,974
You're a dick!

1731
01:17:58,041 --> 01:17:59,743
I hate this guy so much.

1732
01:17:59,809 --> 01:18:03,780
(laughs) The booth's
right up there.

1733
01:18:03,847 --> 01:18:06,315
Just step inside and off ya go.

1734
01:18:07,450 --> 01:18:09,886
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, hold the phone.

1735
01:18:09,953 --> 01:18:11,154
Hold the phone.

1736
01:18:12,488 --> 01:18:14,791
You just gonna kick these
trouble boys the skip out?

1737
01:18:14,858 --> 01:18:16,860
Will you shut up, Rod?

1738
01:18:18,161 --> 01:18:20,196
Seriously, what crime did
these boys ever commit, anyway?

1739
01:18:20,263 --> 01:18:22,766
Well, I mean, I'm not
sure, specifically.

1740
01:18:22,832 --> 01:18:25,401
I mean, I'll check the
statutes and everything,

1741
01:18:25,468 --> 01:18:27,336
when I get a chance.

1742
01:18:27,403 --> 01:18:28,872
Yeah, why don't you do that?

1743
01:18:28,938 --> 01:18:30,306
Rod, why don't you
check the statutes.

1744
01:18:30,373 --> 01:18:32,308
You are the sorriest
cop on the force.

1745
01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:33,242
And, Rod?

1746
01:18:34,310 --> 01:18:36,079
You're fired.
(gasps)

1747
01:18:36,145 --> 01:18:37,146
Excuse me?

1748
01:18:39,015 --> 01:18:41,084
(laughs)

1749
01:18:42,986 --> 01:18:45,989
Oh, what are you
guys waitin' for?

1750
01:18:51,427 --> 01:18:52,295
C'mon.

1751
01:18:59,635 --> 01:19:01,838
Carl, come on, let's go.

1752
01:19:10,146 --> 01:19:12,916
(romantic music)

1753
01:19:15,418 --> 01:19:19,122
I guess you learned somethin'
important here afterall.

1754
01:19:19,188 --> 01:19:21,357
Well, I did, DJ.

1755
01:19:21,424 --> 01:19:24,493
I learned what true
love really is.

1756
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:25,761
Oh, Jesus.

1757
01:19:26,629 --> 01:19:28,031
(giggles)

1758
01:19:28,097 --> 01:19:29,398
I love you, Carl.

1759
01:19:29,465 --> 01:19:31,167
I love you, baby.

1760
01:19:32,435 --> 01:19:33,837
(gasps)

1761
01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:34,971
What happened?

1762
01:19:35,038 --> 01:19:38,541
What did you do to my
friend, Diamond Jim?

1763
01:19:38,607 --> 01:19:41,477
(ceiling crashes)

1764
01:19:42,678 --> 01:19:45,114
(groans)

1765
01:19:45,181 --> 01:19:46,049
Bambi?

1766
01:19:50,553 --> 01:19:51,420
Bambi?

1767
01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:55,391
So, then, I remember,
it hits me, wang.

1768
01:19:55,458 --> 01:19:56,893
The one rule

1769
01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:58,427
in this land.

1770
01:19:58,494 --> 01:20:00,363
You can't fall in love.

1771
01:20:00,429 --> 01:20:02,999
DJ, that's so
unfair, I love him.

1772
01:20:03,066 --> 01:20:04,567
Oh, Jesus Christ.

1773
01:20:06,069 --> 01:20:09,873
In this land, you can't
have that feeling, okay?

1774
01:20:09,939 --> 01:20:10,806
I'm sorry.

1775
01:20:12,108 --> 01:20:14,210
Yeah, that's tough, sweetie.

1776
01:20:14,277 --> 01:20:15,644
Tough break.

1777
01:20:15,711 --> 01:20:17,246
Hey, listen, it's been really
great gettin' to know you all.

1778
01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:19,015
Hey, uh, Lester?

1779
01:20:19,082 --> 01:20:22,285
Are you sure that you
really, really wanna go?

1780
01:20:22,351 --> 01:20:25,288
Yeah, bro, I think
I learned my lesson.

1781
01:20:25,354 --> 01:20:26,489
What was that?

1782
01:20:26,555 --> 01:20:29,893
This place is not what I
expected it to be, okay?

1783
01:20:29,959 --> 01:20:32,128
My nuts can't take anymore.

1784
01:20:34,197 --> 01:20:35,899
And I don't mean in a good way.

1785
01:20:35,965 --> 01:20:36,900
Well, there's one more thing

1786
01:20:36,966 --> 01:20:38,634
that you should
know before you go.

1787
01:20:38,701 --> 01:20:41,170
Oh yeah, Diamond
Jim, what's that?

1788
01:20:41,237 --> 01:20:42,105
Lester.

1789
01:20:44,273 --> 01:20:45,541
I'm your father.

1790
01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:48,211
What?

1791
01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:52,916
That's my son!

1792
01:20:52,982 --> 01:20:54,517
Prince of the Valley!

1793
01:20:56,719 --> 01:20:59,388
And then we will get married.

1794
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:04,193
Carl!
(tense music)

1795
01:21:04,260 --> 01:21:05,494
Where the hell have you been?

1796
01:21:05,561 --> 01:21:08,197
It's been two days, and
you know what that means?

1797
01:21:08,264 --> 01:21:09,432
That means it's Sunday.

1798
01:21:09,498 --> 01:21:12,201
And, do you know what Sunday is?

1799
01:21:12,268 --> 01:21:16,405
Sunday is food tasting day
at the club with my parents.

1800
01:21:17,540 --> 01:21:19,542
What the fuck happened
to your ceiling?

1801
01:21:19,608 --> 01:21:20,609
Uh...

1802
01:21:20,676 --> 01:21:22,178
You know what, no, no, no.

1803
01:21:22,245 --> 01:21:24,013
I don't wanna know,
because right now

1804
01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:25,348
we're gonna go to the club,

1805
01:21:25,414 --> 01:21:26,449
we're gonna meet my parents,

1806
01:21:26,515 --> 01:21:29,618
and we're gonna have
a nice time, okay?

1807
01:21:29,685 --> 01:21:32,421
And tomorrow you will
explain everything.

1808
01:21:32,488 --> 01:21:33,089
Okay.

1809
01:21:33,156 --> 01:21:34,423
So, go get changed.

1810
01:21:34,490 --> 01:21:35,358
Chop chop.

1811
01:21:41,530 --> 01:21:42,398
No.

1812
01:21:45,068 --> 01:21:46,535
What did you say?

1813
01:21:50,139 --> 01:21:51,640
I said no.

1814
01:21:51,707 --> 01:21:53,009
No?

1815
01:21:53,076 --> 01:21:53,709
Oh.

1816
01:21:53,776 --> 01:21:55,178
No to what.

1817
01:21:55,244 --> 01:21:56,912
No to everything.

1818
01:21:58,581 --> 01:22:01,150
No to picking up your parents.

1819
01:22:01,217 --> 01:22:05,254
And no to going to the
food tasting at the club.

1820
01:22:05,321 --> 01:22:09,225
And also no to ever
explaining anything to you.

1821
01:22:10,459 --> 01:22:11,394
You know what?

1822
01:22:11,460 --> 01:22:12,628
You are gonna
regret this, mister?

1823
01:22:12,695 --> 01:22:14,263
Oh, really?

1824
01:22:14,330 --> 01:22:16,132
Are you sure, are you sure I am?

1825
01:22:16,199 --> 01:22:17,466
Do I look like I'm
gonna regret it?

1826
01:22:17,533 --> 01:22:18,434
Are you sure?
TRACY: Yes!

1827
01:22:18,501 --> 01:22:19,468
Well, look closer!

1828
01:22:19,535 --> 01:22:22,605
Get the hell out
of here, go, get.

1829
01:22:22,671 --> 01:22:25,208
(door slams)

1830
01:22:31,214 --> 01:22:33,282
DJ, isn't there
anything you can do?

1831
01:22:33,349 --> 01:22:35,418
I mean, I know the rule, but
can't you make an exception

1832
01:22:35,484 --> 01:22:36,585
just this once?

1833
01:22:36,652 --> 01:22:37,686
Bambi.

1834
01:22:37,753 --> 01:22:39,055
You know, you've always
been my favorite.

1835
01:22:39,122 --> 01:22:41,490
And I would do anything in
the world to make you happy.

1836
01:22:41,557 --> 01:22:43,792
Then please help me, please.

1837
01:22:43,859 --> 01:22:45,194
Come on, DJ.

1838
01:22:46,529 --> 01:22:48,131
Do our girl right.

1839
01:22:49,732 --> 01:22:51,467
(laughs)

1840
01:22:51,534 --> 01:22:54,403
Well, let's just see
what the Deej can do.

1841
01:22:54,470 --> 01:22:56,372
(laughs) Alright?

1842
01:22:56,439 --> 01:22:58,641
(laughter)

1843
01:23:02,211 --> 01:23:03,146
There he is.

1844
01:23:03,212 --> 01:23:05,314
He's comin' out of it.

1845
01:23:05,381 --> 01:23:06,715
Hey, son.

1846
01:23:06,782 --> 01:23:08,184
How you doin'?

1847
01:23:08,251 --> 01:23:09,718
You're here, you're back.

1848
01:23:09,785 --> 01:23:12,721
You're the prince of the valley.

1849
01:23:12,788 --> 01:23:14,690
How you like your life?

1850
01:23:17,393 --> 01:23:19,262
I love you, dad.

1851
01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:20,629
Are you sure you still wanna go?

1852
01:23:20,696 --> 01:23:23,132
(laughter)

1853
01:23:26,902 --> 01:23:28,271
No!

1854
01:23:28,337 --> 01:23:29,505
No!

1855
01:23:29,572 --> 01:23:30,439
No!

1856
01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:33,242
(snaps fingers)

1857
01:23:33,309 --> 01:23:35,611
(gasps)

1858
01:23:35,678 --> 01:23:38,147
I never liked him anyway.

1859
01:23:38,214 --> 01:23:40,416
(laughter)

1860
01:24:00,669 --> 01:24:02,771
VOICEOVER: You're
watching the Diamond Zone,

1861
01:24:02,838 --> 01:24:04,840
America's top adult network.

1862
01:24:04,907 --> 01:24:06,275
Up next...

1863
01:24:06,342 --> 01:24:07,776
What's up, buddy?

1864
01:24:07,843 --> 01:24:09,778
It's Lester
"Double-Wide" Watts here,

1865
01:24:09,845 --> 01:24:11,580
comin' straight at you.

1866
01:24:11,647 --> 01:24:14,049
Are you ready to get it on?

1867
01:24:15,384 --> 01:24:16,719
What?

1868
01:24:16,785 --> 01:24:19,755
And now, for a sampling of
some of my new super hot hits.

1869
01:24:19,822 --> 01:24:21,790
What do you mean
you can't pay me?

1870
01:24:21,857 --> 01:24:23,826
I cleaned the pool.

1871
01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:24,760
Though.

1872
01:24:25,728 --> 01:24:27,530
(giggles)

1873
01:24:27,596 --> 01:24:28,464
Oh, okay.

1874
01:24:29,765 --> 01:24:31,267
Consider your pipes

1875
01:24:31,334 --> 01:24:32,201
plumbed.

1876
01:24:35,204 --> 01:24:37,806
WOMAN: Here, hold this.

1877
01:24:37,873 --> 01:24:39,775
Are you ready for
your deposition?

1878
01:24:39,842 --> 01:24:40,709
Shh.

1879
01:24:43,746 --> 01:24:45,414
That's right, baby.

1880
01:24:46,549 --> 01:24:49,552
And, now, a special
delivery just for you.

1881
01:24:49,618 --> 01:24:53,422
The hottest piece of ass
this side of the Mississippi.

1882
01:24:53,489 --> 01:24:55,691
Mrs. Bambi Cummings.

1883
01:24:55,758 --> 01:24:56,825
No, no, no.

1884
01:25:00,263 --> 01:25:02,265
(sighs)

1885
01:25:06,469 --> 01:25:09,104
(electric zap)

1886
01:25:20,683 --> 01:25:22,585
(dog barks)

1887
01:25:22,651 --> 01:25:23,852
(scream)

1888
01:25:23,919 --> 01:25:26,789
(ceiling crashes)

1889
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:38,667
Bambi?

1890
01:25:46,442 --> 01:25:47,443
Bambi, is that you?

1891
01:25:47,510 --> 01:25:49,345
Yeah, it's really me.

1892
01:25:49,412 --> 01:25:50,613
But, how?

1893
01:25:50,679 --> 01:25:51,647
When your journey ended,

1894
01:25:51,714 --> 01:25:53,716
it turned out mine
had just begun.

1895
01:25:53,782 --> 01:25:54,550
Your journey?

1896
01:25:54,617 --> 01:25:55,918
Yes, see, Carl.

1897
01:25:55,984 --> 01:25:58,887
You came into my life and showed
me what I was looking for.

1898
01:25:58,954 --> 01:26:01,290
And then DJ told me
if I wanted true love

1899
01:26:01,357 --> 01:26:03,426
I'd have to go after it myself.

1900
01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:04,893
So, you gave up your...

1901
01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:07,730
Your life there to be with me?

1902
01:26:07,796 --> 01:26:11,166
Carl, I'd do anything
to be with you.

1903
01:26:12,034 --> 01:26:13,402
Anything.

1904
01:26:13,469 --> 01:26:14,337
Anything.

1905
01:26:23,312 --> 01:26:25,881
(laughs) See, Carl?

1906
01:26:25,948 --> 01:26:29,385
I told you I'd always
have your back.

1907
01:26:29,452 --> 01:26:31,420
That's right, buddy.

1908
01:26:31,487 --> 01:26:33,589
Since third grade dodge ball.

1909
01:26:33,656 --> 01:26:35,291
Lester, what are you doing?

1910
01:26:35,358 --> 01:26:36,325
What am I doin'?

1911
01:26:36,392 --> 01:26:37,560
I'm just havin' the
time of my life.

1912
01:26:37,626 --> 01:26:38,661
Two at a time.

1913
01:26:38,727 --> 01:26:41,864
Twice a day. (laughs)

1914
01:26:43,098 --> 01:26:45,368
Looks like you have your
hands full too, Carl.

1915
01:26:45,434 --> 01:26:46,302
Yeah.

1916
01:26:47,403 --> 01:26:48,571
Thanks, man.

1917
01:26:48,637 --> 01:26:51,540
The pleasure is all mine.

1918
01:26:51,607 --> 01:26:53,909
See ya at Kwanzaa, buddy.

1919
01:26:53,976 --> 01:26:56,679
Yeah, I'll see you at Kwanzaa.

1920
01:26:57,846 --> 01:27:00,483
You know, they say I'm
the best of the best.

1921
01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:01,216
Mm-hmm.

1922
01:27:01,284 --> 01:27:03,619
Think you can handle me?

1923
01:27:03,686 --> 01:27:04,753
Definitely.

1924
01:29:50,185 --> 01:29:53,656
Pack of smokes,
c'mon, make it snappy.

1925
01:30:07,736 --> 01:30:09,538
Choke on 'em, punk.

1926
01:30:11,073 --> 01:30:13,075
Choke.